Newcastle FC (june/july2019)

[Norton]

A lot of this actually seems textbook Mike Ashley. They have a manager on big money who’s looking for guarantees on transfers (read: money to spend) out of contract at the end of the month, so suddenly there’s a bunch of stories about potential takeovers and being linked with Jose Mourinho which will get the Mags all excited. But before they know it, Benitez’s contract will have run down and he’ll have left, the takeover will be off, and one of Ashley’s “Cockney Mafia” mates will be at the proverbial wheel.

This was my first thought.
A bit like "NUFC to bid 100M for Harry Kane" 3 weeks before season ticket renewals are due. Only for the transfer to fall through.

 

[Deleted member 7993]

Eh

Made a right pigs ear when at Man Utd

£300million not enough spend for him at Man U. He'd take the piss out of those Smelly Arabs , and do the same to the new Middle eastern owners.

 

[Deleted member 39436]

They now want Rafa out, f***ing turncoats !

 

[Adamfsafc]

They now want Rafa out, f***ing turncoats !

Typical of them, prepared to throw Rafa under the bus at the sheer thought of Jose coming to Toon. Now wouldn’t it just be funny as fuck if Rafa walked out now, the takeover falls through and they end up with Mark Hughes!

 

[Bears Beets]

Ponteland airport now offering flights to Wego

 

[safcrob]

In Shields market on Friday, he's there shouting get everything for a pound, two minutes later get everything for 50p that's everything for 50p and still couldn't sell, i responded with aye marra its not easy trying to get shot of shite

 

[safccfas]

Who’s playing you in the movie??

 

[Mowgli]

Did keanu Reeves pop up?

 

[Two million voices]

Yawn.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Pleased I took time out my day to read that

 

[KGC83]

File this under “did not happen”

 

[MEEKLANGLEYFTM]

Get Steve guttenberg on the phone we have a starring role for him

 

[becs]

Inspiring. Bookmarked for days when I need a pick me up.

 

[The warthog]

One for the history books

 

[robbied1]

You watched him for 2 minutes after he shouted everything a pound??

 

[pRICK]

Should've been sellin like hot cakes. Remember the dark days before the minted sheik

 

[OohBaldyBally]

In Shields market on Friday, he's there shouting get everything for a pound, two minutes later get everything for 50p that's everything for 50p and still couldn't sell, i responded with aye marra its not easy trying to get shot of shite

If it happened, it was probably funny at the time.

The main reason that you’re getting stick on here, is because you just didn’t need to tell us mate.

Thanks to social media, people now tell us every time they eat, take a shit or do absolutely anything. You don’t need to do it.

 

[safctommie]

In Shields market on Friday, he's there shouting get everything for a pound, two minutes later get everything for 50p that's everything for 50p and still couldn't sell, i responded with aye marra its not easy trying to get shot of shite

Aye funny as fuck that.

 

[gipetto]

If it happened, it was probably funny at the time.

The main reason that you’re getting stick on here, is because you just didn’t need to tell us mate.

Thanks to social media, people now tell us every time they eat, take a shit or do absolutely anything. You don’t need to do it.

Canny harsh that marra.

 

[ighty seven]

feel sorry for the OP here me