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New song for wednesday

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Evil Jimmy Krankie said:
I haven't done one and I'm not going, but I reckon someone really clever could do one around The Toy Dolls version of Nellie The Elephant. The beginning of it would sound awesome imo if sections of the crowd joined in.
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As requested, Raffa The Waiter (now I'll go get my coat...)

To Toontown
The Spanish Waiter came
Brought for his winning mentality
and cunning football brain

One dark night
He'd found his team were shite
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

oooooooooooooooooo...
Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!

Day and night the Mackems ruled their land
The Mags were down in the championship,
Mike Ashley is The Man!

No more tricks the Toon had gan on down
They'd thought to win some silverware
Reality is bare!

oooooooooooooooooo...
Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!

True Geordie's heard to be bawling, from far, far away
The Black Cats Sang throughout the land
and this is what they say...

oooooooooooooooooo...
Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!
 
Draig said:
As requested, Raffa The Waiter (now I'll go get my coat...)

To Toontown
The Spanish Waiter came
Brought for his winning mentality
and cunning football brain

One dark night
He'd found his team were shite
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

oooooooooooooooooo...
Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!

Day and night the Mackems ruled their land
The Mags were down in the championship,
Mike Ashley is The Man!

No more tricks the Toon had gan on down
They'd thought to win some silverware
Reality is bare!

oooooooooooooooooo...
Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!

True Geordie's heard to be bawling, from far, far away
The Black Cats Sang throughout the land
and this is what they say...

oooooooooooooooooo...
Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
said FTM to the Jawdees
so off he ran, far from Big Sam
The Toon are down again!

Raffa the Waiter he saw his arse
Relegation's come to the Wonga
Mike Ashley's cash was spent on gash
F! T! M!
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Rafa the Waiter went to Toon
And said hello to the circus
Off they went to the championship
F! T! M!

Less is more but well done.
 
Mags are doon, mags are doon, mags are doon,
Rafa's gannin to leave,
Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, Goodbye, byeeeeeeeeee
We're Premier League!

To 'Sit Down' by James, but only at full time if we win or we're 3-0 up. :lol:
 
IF we win. Be class at the end of the game for this...

"We're staying up, they're going down"
"We're staying up, they're going down"
 
Show them the way to Burton Albion,
Mags are going down, to play them,
Dreaming dreams of Burton Albion
On Friday night in February.
La la la la la la la la.....<clap clap> etc.....
 
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