New Snake Species Discovered

[Salem-Hillbilly]

I thought we were only 0.5% different DNA-wise from chimps.

Oh well.

no that was you, the rest of us......

 

[AlpineExile]

no that was you, the rest of us......

Arf .... err

 

[zinedine]

Are all 60ft long snakes the same length or did this one stick its tongue out?

It's like the world's tallest building stat's. You can't just stick a git long pole on top of your bungalow and claim it's the worlds tallest building. So the snake sticking it's tongue out doesn't count.

 

[bobster999]

this isnt a new species, just thought I'd post this

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1azrzdw/a_34footlong_990pound_anaconda_was_discovered_at

 

[redwhiteandblue]

Has it got tits?

 

[Harry Gates]

It's like the world's tallest building stat's. You can't just stick a git long pole on top of your bungalow and claim it's the worlds tallest building. So the snake sticking it's tongue out doesn't count.

It's how i qualified as best man at a nudist wedding.

 

[Morse]

this isnt a new species, just thought I'd post this

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1azrzdw/a_34footlong_990pound_anaconda_was_discovered_at

My God, snakes are horrible enough as it is without massive fckers like that.

Imagine swimming with that.

New snake species discovered in the Amazon

The new species of green anaconda is genetically different by at least 5.5% in the northern region of South America compared to southern regions. For context, that is about the same genetic difference between humans and chimpanzees.

news.sky.com

He must be off his tits to swim with that.
And why the fck is he wearing a 1950's boarding school uniform? What a weirdo.

 

[legend7]

At what point does a snake that lives underwater become an eel type thing

 

[Harry Gates]

At what point does a snake that lives underwater become an eel type thing

When the cockneys find out.