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Men who can comfortably cross their legs

Men who feel the need to sit with Rhein legs extremely akimbo in a vain attempt to persuade everyone that their meat and two veg is so enormous they can’t actually close their legs without causing a spasmodic fit and spiralling into a agony induced coma

People who apologise a lot.

Sorry for the above quote and if you believe I implied criticism. It wasn’t intended. I apologise

No offence.

Sorry again


Forgive me.

Please accept my apology

… A man who puts Katy Perry and Miles Davis on the same sentence on another thread
;)

:)
 
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