My wife told me she's leaving me.

[Balti Man]

Apparently I am "too old and obsessed with tennis."

I replied, "FFS, I am only 40, love!"

 

[Henry_Hill]

Leave the jokes to @Space Hopper mate

 

[Keawyeds]

Apparently I am "too old and obsessed with tennis."

I replied, "FFS, I am only 40, love!"

She probably wants new balls.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Good.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Is her name Annette?

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Can’t believe she is leaving you when you’re laid up in hospital, that’s just cruel

Hope you are ok

 

[HorsePills]

You cannot be serious.

 

[Pnematic1]

Looks like game set and match then pal .

Thoughts and prayers blah blah…….

 

[Zidane]

Stop making a racket about it.

 

[zebediah]

Ace story

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

The OP is nee Les Dawson:

My wife ran off with the bloke next door. Eee, I do miss him

 

[Billericay Dichio]

SEB.

Well the OP started it.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Are you taking her to court?

 

[faith brothers]

Hettonlass in drag.....

 

[Fred]

Should have to serve a sentence for that terrible pun.

 

[citybythesea]

Don’t ever date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

 

[S.S.R..]

Balti man likes his Andy Murray