Moving house



  • Don't tell the in-laws your new address.
  • Memorise the route home from the pub.
  • Don't shit in the cupboard thinking you're in your old bathroom.
  • Tell your neighbours that you and your lass are part of an exotic sex cult. They won’t want to borrow anything from you then.
  • Sunbath naked.
 
For non-essential stuff just put a redirect on with royal mail for 6 month and forget about it until you've been settled for a bit.

Moving house is stressful enough without cramming all of that shite in at the same time.
This aye.
Council, banks, utilities, insurances. Get them informed. Then just redirect post and deal with the rest as they come through.
 

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