Morning all*

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Morning marra. Am aiming to get all of my work done by midday and have already stocked up for an afternoon of bevvies and BBQ. Went a bit posh, having salmon, lamb burgers and corn on the cobs and bit of salad. Trying to lose a bit of gut but don't want to miss out on the fun at the same time.

Hopefully get a bit sun burned, bit drunk and will be ready for an argument about politics about 8pm if anybody is interested.
 


Lefty Frizzell said:
Morning marra. Am aiming to get all of my work done by midday and have already stocked up for an afternoon of bevvies and BBQ. Went a bit posh, having salmon, lamb burgers and corn on the cobs and bit of salad. Trying to lose a bit of gut but don't want to miss out on the fun at the same time.

Hopefully get a bit sun burned, bit drunk and will be ready for an argument about politics about 8pm if anybody is interested.
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Just say the word TORY and its like dropping a Mentos into a bottle of Pepsi.
 
Clean Bristow said:
What to do today? Work at home or drink lager in the sunshine?











* except Mags and the legions who think I am a bellend
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Morning Bristow,

Made a cracking start weeding the borders, get then finished early afternoon. Doing a bit of body work on the Landrover then an hours worth of work, a few beers and poker online tonight with the lads
 
Cow said:
Morning Bristow,

Made a cracking start weeding the borders, get then finished early afternoon. Doing a bit of body work on the Landrover then an hours worth of work, a few beers and poker online tonight with the lads
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That's clever, removed the name of a site, didn't know that happened.
 
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Cow said:
Nah, just Split up from yet another lass who turned out to be someone completely different to who she made herself out to be so having a few days licking my wounds before starting on the porn
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One of those ladyboys things? From Horden?
 
Lefty Frizzell said:
I've had a bit of a break from the politics forum lately. It's like talking to a load of Owen Jones' and Ash Sarkar's all the time, also everybody on there is from London!
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Spot on, it's like being mugged by a home knitted, culturally appropriated Rasta hat
 
Clean Bristow said:
One of those ladyboys things? From Horden?
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Nah but I tell you what, those gay lads are onto something, imagine being in a relationship with someone who was just normal like a bloke, only problem for me is the whole penis/anus thing. Maybe gannin’ with a lady boy is the way forward :lol:
 
Cow said:
Nah but I tell you what, those gay lads are onto something, imagine being in a relationship with someone who was just normal like a bloke, only problem for me is the whole penis/anus thing. Maybe gannin’ with a lady boy is the way forward :lol:
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Well I enjoy it.
 
Got the day off as it the youngest Birthday so a picnic in the grounds of the rambling estate beckons when the footman gets his arse in gear.
 
Cow said:
I’ve seen the videos, I can see you enjoy it. I mean this in the nicest possible way mind, you don’t make a convincing woman, still wad like, obvs
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People say I look like Miranda...she is far funnier than me of course and herpes is far funnier than her.
 
Been given a day off for all the volunteering I've been doing. Been out in the sun and went past a pub where people have gathered at a pub beer garden (SD). Was hard to tell if they had any booze.
 
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