Monkey Pox

[Keawyeds]

He might catch Monona-19 instead.

Mini-K loves that film.

You're welcome! Cos I'm gonna need that boat... Classic.

 

[Twisted]

Showering with monkeys?

Is it wrong like?

 

[monkeytassle]

Especially Monkey Love given how it spreads

You calling him a woofter?

 

[Keawyeds]

You calling him a woofter?

Very good

 

[Marko]

Some woman in the office just asked if you catch it by having sex with monkeys

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Case of monkeypox confirmed in North East

A patient is being treated in a specialist infectious disease unit at the Royal Victoria Infirmary (RVI) in Newcastle.

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk

 

[monkeytassle]

Very good

Subtle I thought

 

[Big Jeff]

I take it the developments are now in the public domain?

 

[obrienobrien]

It’s rife in Hartlepool

there all gannin ape shit

 

[Lumber]

Some woman in the office just asked if you catch it by having sex with monkeys

How it started innit, same as aids, weirdos

 

[Keawyeds]

there all gannin ape shit

That's "Totally Librarian Poo" to you @Some Random Guy

Some woman in the office just asked if you catch it by having sex with monkeys

She'll have a job. Davy Jones has been dead 10 years.

 

[dom]

Police have taken a woman into custody and are going to gorilla!

 

[No7]

'All four of the most recent cases have self-identified as gay, bisexual or other men who have sex with men, according to the UKHSA.'

 

[Deleted member 22162]

'All four of the most recent cases have self-identified as gay, bisexual or other men who have sex with men, according to the UKHSA.'

I saw this being initialised as (MSM) by the i paper

I’m not remotely arsed but does it need a label…. surely just gay or bi covers that one

 

[johnhp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1526968119306199040

https://twitter.com/x/status/1527052460153573377

Starting to be less rare

 

[Hyltonian]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1527050267770126336

https://twitter.com/x/status/1527057920420380672

 

[englishman abroad]

According to google

How does a person get monkeypox?

The virus does not spread easily between people; transmission can occur through contact with body fluids, monkeypox sores, items that have been contaminated with fluids or sores (clothing, bedding, etc.), or through respiratory droplets following prolonged face-to-face contact.

So everyone behave yourselves this weekend

 

[johnhp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1527276745644294144

 

[rudd]

Smallpox vaccine offers significant protection, so good news for the oldies.

 

[MonkeyLove]

Especially Monkey Love given how it spreads

Clean as a whistle me mate, after the antibiotics