MLS Geordie commentator



Have heard him do la liga matches as well. Seems to enjoy making up new words and using ridiculous language to describe goals
 
There's compilation videos of him on YouTube. Personal faves are Griezmann needing help like a fish needs a bicycle. And a finish being smoother than the back of a spoon.
 
Why doesn't he speak...... instead .....................picking, random words......... order....... like a sarrady neet on the toon.............packed bar, makes no sense
 
Awful.

He says things like: "There are no words to describe Messi." Ummmm, it's literally your only job to find those words, like.

He ruins all the Messi YouTube videos with his brainless shouting - I'm glad I have never paid to hear him spoil a live match I might have wanted to watch.
 

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