Misheard Lyrics

[alanturing]

Mamas and papas - dedicated to the one eyed dog.

REM the Andy Kaufman song - locked in the park.

 

[PrisonBroken]

Young girls with eyes like potatoes Madonna

 

[Roker Roar 59]

Me mate genuinely believed that pinball wizard was 'short days'll make him bald'

 

[Banditmackem]

Sue Lawley - Police

 

[Guitar Man]

The Police... message in a bottle

A Year has past since i broke my nose.


Robert Palmer..

Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove

 

[Kevj]

Robert Palmer..

Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove

My version:

Might as well face it you're a dickhead on drugs.

 

[Hawayawayawayaway]

Blue (Da Ba Dee) I always thought was

I’m blue, if I was green I would die

 

[OLDROKERENDER]

I thought Michael Stipe wanted to join Buck's Fizz as in REM's The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight it sounds like he sings "Call me Cheryl Baker"

 

[Balti Man]

My sister always thought Paul Young sang 'Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you'.

I always had visions of some fella popping round for a cuppa, then raiding the fridge on the way out, hoying a leg of lamb over his shoulder.

I also thought Madonna was a racist. In La Isla Bonita I was sure she sang 'I fell in love with some dago.'

 

[jayjaysafc]

Caribou Queen

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Iron Maiden, The Number of the Beast

I'm coming back,
I will return,
And I'll possess your body
And I'll lick your bum

 

[Freddie the Greek]

I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
And I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay
My Willie's good

 

[BiG]

Michael Jackson (or is it the Jacksons?)

Get down, to the Post Office
Don't stop till you get enough

I still don't know what the right lyric is and I still hear this every time

I don’t know why I’m re-reading this thread. I read this (above) and thought “I’m not the only one then”

Then I read on further to somebody replying to it and realised the above was posted by …. Me!

It’s such an unusual occurrence for me to agree with myself that I needed to comment.

And now I’m thinking “I’d better just skim the thread in case I’ve already replied to myself, replying to myself already.”

It’s shit getting old and losing your mind.

 

[Select coaches]

For some strange reason I always thought one step beyond by madness was monster Pierre

 

[Brezh]

My brother in law thought the Weather Girls hit was "It's Raining Mad". He talked about the times he would go on the dance floors ot bars and clubs in Sunderland with his mate and dance energetically to it. Until we pointed out what the they were singing.