Minor things that really annoy you

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Parents in shops that do the whole "the man's watching you..." bollocks. Don't rely on an absolute stranger who couldn't give a toss to be the deciding factor if your little fucker of a kid does what it's told or not.

Also the "I'm leaving you..." technique. Try your mindgames at home and just grab your child instead of titting about in public for half an hour.

Parents who give their children phones and tablets in restaurants then let them play on them full f***ing volume. Believe it or not, every other person in there doesn't want to listen to baby shark at a hundred decibels while they eat their scran.
 


People that reply to Whatsapp messages straight away (in my experience this is always women in light of having their mobile surgically attached to one of their hands). I am not interested in getting into an instant reply type conversation with you.
Unless I am meeting you and we are sharing important whereabouts information, then just leave me alone for a while.
 
people with no concept of people around them
like old f***ing women walking along then they will just stiop suddenly and people behind will have to avoid them
or people walking about 5 wide along a path asnd then not moving if youre walking towards them
or people on buses swearing on if theres kids in earshot
I hate people
Just stop dead marra and stare into space, they have to walk around you and it really fooks their day up!
 
People taking their dogs to the Remembrance parade..then they start barking at other dogs that are present whilst the tribute is going on.
Can they not be left in the house for a short time once a year?
Rant over ..back to being happy!
And bairns screaming their heads off.
Cooking instructions being on the bottom or inside of packets, meat mostly. I had hold a bake in the bag chicken above my head whilst squinting at what to do with it earlier. Annoying.

Luxury! Some instructions are printed on the INSIDE of the packaging. You have to buy before you know you may be able to cook it properly. Nee good if you haven't got the implements.
 
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People who don’t start a sentence with a capital letter or use a random capitalisation in the middle of a sentence and don’t use full stops at the end of a sentence.
I especially hold a dislike for people who do not know the difference between there and their and put a space between a word and an exclamation mark.

I think that covers it.

People Who are check other peoples grammer ..... Think that just about covers it too
 
Satnavs. specifically, people who have satnavs permanently on in their cars. How on earth did they find their way to work and back home again before the invention of the satnav? Useless pricks.
 
People who work in petrol stations asking "any fuel" when you go in for a paper or drink or something. Nar, I'd tell you if I was buying fuel dickhead
 
People who go fill their car with petrol, then go into the shop for about ten minutes and come out with a wispa and a bottle of coke while people are stuck in their cars waiting.
 
How everyone's got an HD camera in their pocket, but any time there's an appeal with CCTV, it looks like it's captured on one the those cameras you could get for the Gameboy. Aye, a vague silhouette, could be my own brother, still wouldn't recognise him. Complete waste of time.

Sad stories on the news that are just voyeuristic misery porn and have no merit of public interest.
 
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People dawdling about and moving very slow against the flow of pedestrian traffic on the pavement/in a shop.

scruffy fuckers not taking their empty cups/containers away from a table in a food cafe/outlet.

General slippery shoulders/avoiding responsibility/hiding away/giving half arsed responses to avoid having to do something or be accountable for something at work leaving someone else to pick up the pieces.

Windows forcing me to change my work password every month.

Stupid/ tedious sayings such as 'let's strike the iron while it's hot'.
 
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People who drop fag ends. It has been socially accepted for decades now not to drop litter.

Smokers seemed to have missed that branch of development.
 
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