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When you gan for a new job in my game it's always subject to a medical, you also have to fill in a medical declaration form so they knar if you have any allergies, blood pressure, diabetic etc.
So how the fuck do we sign someone who is obviously prone to headaches and must have been treated for it before?
By the way it may be down to his crap comb over, using too much strong hold hair spray.
 
Vauxie said:
Did i hear that right in Graysons post match interview?
Williams pulled out because of migrain!!
Got to be a f***ing joke man haway.
Did nobody have a couple of panadol in their bags ? Nee chemists shops in Ipswich?
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I have no desire to defend the players. But if you have a migraine I can assure you that you cannot play football.
 
Lord Alfred said:
True but if stress is a trigger then he shouldn't have been brought to this club. We keep on bringing the wrong types even when it's been identified that bringing the wrong types is the root cause of our problems.
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It is not as clear cut as that. I have had periods where I have been having them quite regularly but in my life I have only had them twice when I was at work. Even when I was about 14 and getting them once or twice a weak I never got one at school. Often for me at this time of the year they could start to come on as the sun goes down, so it is not impossible that happened this time.
 
Plank said:
i think migraines effect your sight . could be wrong .
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Yes, it can happen in various ways. One of the first symptoms I have is that I can see things but I am not sure if they are moving, and then I am not sure if I can see them moving, and then I can not understand what I am seeing. It is bits of your brain switching off. When you get the aura, your brain is supposed to react along the lines of "Oh shit, something fucked up is happening here, I better shove out tonnes of these chemical crowbars to try and force all the pathways open." Then your brain gets battered by all these crowbar things and it tries to get everything working, and that is when you get the pain and all the parts are beaten into activation, I suppose including pain receptors.
 
JumpingAnaconda said:
Yes, it can happen in various ways. One of the first symptoms I have is that I can see things but I am not sure if they are moving, and then I am not sure if I can see them moving, and then I can not understand what I am seeing. It is bits of your brain switching off. When you get the aura, your brain is supposed to react along the lines of "Oh shit, something fucked up is happening here, I better shove out tonnes of these chemical crowbars to try and force all the pathways open." Then your brain gets battered by all these crowbar things and it tries to get everything working, and that is when you get the pain and all the parts are beaten into activation, I suppose including pain receptors.
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So to conclude, we have signed a brain damaged, pretend taffy with a crap comb over.
We certainly know how to pick them.
 
JumpingAnaconda said:
It is not as clear cut as that. I have had periods where I have been having them quite regularly but in my life I have only had them twice when I was at work. Even when I was about 14 and getting them once or twice a weak I never got one at school. Often for me at this time of the year they could start to come on as the sun goes down, so it is not impossible that happened this time.
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I've had a couple in my lifetime and they are very debilitating. My point is that we don't seem to do very much at all in evaluating a player's medical and lifestyle history. One player with issues...fine, that can be accommodated....two and a bit of a problem might be surfacing, but half a squad who are either injury prone, have lifestyle issues, psychological issues and attitude issues and it's a huge part of the reason why we're fucked.
 
Lord Alfred said:
I've had a couple in my lifetime and they are very debilitating. My point is that we don't seem to do very much at all in evaluating a player's medical and lifestyle history. One player with issues...fine, that can be accommodated....two and a bit of a problem might be surfacing, but half a squad who are either injury prone, have lifestyle issues, psychological issues and attitude issues and it's a huge part of the reason why we're fucked.
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I would not automatically categorise missing one match through a migraine as something that should affect a player's career or a transfer. If it is a chronic condition that affects him every Saturday before the match then that would be different. Around this time of year on a weekday match I think it is just bad luck. The rest of the squad yes, I think we have a problem. We seem to be regarding stability as a luxury we can not afford, and we have made buying fundamentally broken players a necessity. We only buy players that are available at damaged goods prices. Even if we buy a quality player, we buy them at the fundamentally damaged price, in the example of Rodwell, and then we do not understand when they do not do the things they could do before they had their career ending injuries. I am yet to see any player injured on our watch who has actually managed to come back and without having some lingering problem that seems to continue to hold them back.
 
sksk3021 said:
If he has an actual migraine no way he could have played.
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Shhh man don’t get in the way of a good bitch fest with reasonable views.

Vauxie said:
When you gan for a new job in my game it's always subject to a medical, you also have to fill in a medical declaration form so they knar if you have any allergies, blood pressure, diabetic etc.
So how the fuck do we sign someone who is obviously prone to headaches and must have been treated for it before?
By the way it may be down to his crap comb over, using too much strong hold hair spray.
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:lol: get in, no subject is off limits when it comes to bashing the club.

“The lad just got a headache he’s a fanny”

“He had a migraine it’s a serious, debilitating condition”

“Why the fuck did we sign a player who gets migraines”

Couldn’t make it up man :lol:
 
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JumpingAnaconda said:
I would not automatically categorise missing one match through a migraine as something that should affect a player's career or a transfer. If it is a chronic condition that affects him every Saturday before the match then that would be different. Around this time of year on a weekday match I think it is just bad luck. The rest of the squad yes, I think we have a problem. We seem to be regarding stability as a luxury we can not afford, and we have made buying fundamentally broken players a necessity. We only buy players that are available at damaged goods prices. Even if we buy a quality player, we buy them at the fundamentally damaged price, in the example of Rodwell, and then we do not understand when they do not do the things they could do before they had their career ending injuries. I am yet to see any player injured on our watch who has actually managed to come back and without having some lingering problem that seems to continue to hold them back.
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An excellent post mate..
 
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