Midget Gems

Max: I almost threw her out for being Under age...
Paddy: Under age? How old was she you dirty dog?
Max: No, she was old enough it was just that she was, she was a kind of midget.
Paddy: Ain't that a Queen song?
Max: No you clown...
Paddy: You mean she was a dwarf?
Max: No she wasn't a dwarf, she was a midget.
Paddy: There's no difference...
Max: There is actually! Mr Politically Incorrect. Dwarfs for your information are in the circus and do cartwheels. Midgets are like normal people just shrunk down.
Paddy: Well you live and learn.