Microwave

[dangermows]

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[ARs biscuit]

 

[Occam's Razor]

-1 for assuming the gender of the meecro-waa-veh, -1 for the incorrect apostrophe.

 

[forzamilansafc]

 

[ARs biscuit]

Or positive discrimination for stating the microwave as gender male rather than assuming kitchen appliances to be female

 

[muggboots]

That looks like a health and safety nightmare. The blocked side vents pale into insignificance compared to the fingertrap hazard of the door now being a drawbridge and the glass turntable shattering into your Horlicks.

 

[ARs biscuit]

That looks like a health and safety nightmare. The blocked side vents pale into insignificance compared to the fingertrap hazard of the door now being a drawbridge and the glass turntable shattering into your Horlicks.

Alert!!!
Fun hoover.

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[TravellingMackem]

 

[dangermows]