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You forgot to mention that ring wearers are also responsible for global warming, low interest rates and the failure to effect a two state solution for Palestine.These ring wearers are the ones who are never off the phone to there missus if your away with them. Especially abroad.
They the ones when their phone rings and it says "the wife"
They are the ones who cause bother at Xmas in the town cos it's their one night of freedom.
The sanctuary of marriage starts with a symbol of "he or she is mine".
If you need that in your relationship it's not the right one.
But on a lighter note "at least there happy".
And I might get corrected here but I'm sure prince William doesn't wear one. What a lad!!!!
But I bet his fatha does. Enough said