Mayors ball.

Discussion in 'SMB' started by the boot, Dec 8, 2018.

  1. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Anybody on here lucky enough to get an invite?
     
  2. Thowt the Mayor was a woman.:eek:
     
  3. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Aye.
     
  4. lenshack

    lenshack Winger

    I was going to say left or right,
    but if the Mayor has no balls at all, there’s little to be said.
     
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  5. Sam Handwich

    Sam Handwich Winger

    A ticket for the Mayor's Ball. Thowt it was a raffle
     
  6. Le Chuck

    Le Chuck Striker

    Is it for charity or is it fancy dress?
    When they're just held for pleasure, they're the balls i like best
     
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin Full Back

    Been a couple of times - boring as shit if you're not one of the Sunderland Council crowd who sit around polishing each other's egos.
     
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  8. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    It was pleasure last neet.
     
  9. max wartbug

    max wartbug Winger

    Free bar?
     
  10. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Oh aye.
     
  11. The Butcher

    The Butcher Winger

    A who’s who of Sunderland liggers. I could probs name a few. Looking for their next trough
     
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  12. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Its the season when the cream of the council put about 2 stone on free of charge.
     
  13. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    The Mayor's balls get bigger every year.
     
  14. max wartbug

    max wartbug Winger

    Can't they claim for bigger clobber on expenses?
     
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  15. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    That’s actually tickled me that. Put it down to hazards of the job.
    In this case pigs at the trough was very fitting.
     
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  16. Tomma

    Tomma Midfield

    No. Looks like I'm staying at home again cleaning out the fireplace while those two ugly bastards go.
     
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  17. What A Waster

    What A Waster Winger

    Sounds swanky
     
  18. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    It was last night.

    It was.
     
  19. Tomma

    Tomma Midfield

    Ah shite.
    Never mind, back to looking for me other shoe.
     
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  20. Laeotaekhun

    Laeotaekhun Striker

    You'll be unaccompanied unless they organise a karaoke session and divorced unless they let her win.
     

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