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They'll get promoted automatically, but given their "world class manager ", squad and funds available, surely not winning the Championship by a country mile must be deemed as a failure.
Oh and their fans are all inbred fuckin m0ngs :lol::lol::lol:
Some would deem it a failure. Most of us will just be relieved to secure promotion. Bearing in mind we were £30m in profit after the transfer window, we did ok.

Your last line simply isn't true

Look at you eh
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They are up and well done to them. I think they had their delusional eyes opened to the fact they wouldnt just walk the league without loosing etc :rolleyes:......if they keep hold of the fat spanish waiter i can see them mid table next season....unfortunately.
Losing FFS
 
Some would deem it a failure. Most of us will just be relieved to secure promotion. Bearing in mind we were £30m in profit after the transfer window, we did ok.

Your last line simply isn't true


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Simply isn't true?
When you put shoes on your hands, make stupid foreign trumpet type noises with your gobs, can't pronounce or spell the simplest words, brag about living near an airport, invade lower league pitches in friendlies, smash Sunday league goal posts, riot when losing to your rivals or during cup finals, send death threats, smash phone boxes and punch horses, not know how to mark a certain minute, moan about flyovers and then sing backwards songs about some muppet shooting mackems out of the sky and think that after all we have done to you, 5under1and is an insult, then yes, it is.

Not being clear in 1st and up by now after wanking so much cash on losers shows your fat failure of a manager up once again.
That'll be the bloke that took you down with thirty points to play for, nine against the bottom three. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Simply isn't true?
When you put shoes on your hands, make stupid foreign trumpet type noises with your gobs, can't pronounce or spell the simplest words, brag about living near an airport, invade lower league pitches in friendlies, smash Sunday league goal posts, riot when losing to your rivals or during cup finals, send death threats, smash phone boxes and punch horses, not know how to mark a certain minute, moan about flyovers and then sing backwards songs about some muppet shooting mackems out of the sky and think that after all we have done to you, 5under1and is an insult, then yes, you are.
Brilliant just brilliant
 
Simply isn't true?
When you put shoes on your hands, make stupid foreign trumpet type noises with your gobs, can't pronounce or spell the simplest words, brag about living near an airport, invade lower league pitches in friendlies, smash Sunday league goal posts, riot when losing to your rivals or during cup finals, send death threats, smash phone boxes and punch horses, not know how to mark a certain minute, moan about flyovers and then sing backwards songs about some muppet shooting mackems out of the sky and think that after all we have done to you, 5under1and is an insult, then yes, it is.

Not being clear in 1st and up by now after wanking so much cash on losers shows your fat failure of a manager up once again.
That'll be the bloke that took you down with thirty points to play for, nine against the bottom three. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yes. You're right. Every single Newcastle fan is a) inbred and b) a "****".

Whose this f***ing new member @maginpeace and which sad fucker did he use to be
What have I said that has upset you so?

Jog on you sad mag twat. No-one was talking to you
Lol
 
Yes. You're right. Every single Newcastle fan is a) inbred and b) a "****".


What have I said that has upset you so?

Don't split hairs. I know some good lads are Mags, but on the whole you are f***ing idiots, who give our whole region a bad name and try and claim everything.

What about hating the bloke who saved you from financial ruin, accusing him of never spending when he constantly does, claiming he is "a cansa on wa clurb" yet you only do when things aren't going well. What a joke.

"Well" means currently hanging onto 2nd place in the 2nd tier, where we dumped you, after years of taking the piss out of you.
Even there, your only-rated-by-Mags manager is out of his depth, and that is saying something, cos I thought the fat, useless prick would float like a bouy.
 
Possibly got enough points now to be honest especially with Huddersfield's next 2 games. 4 or 5 points from 4 games against sides with nowt to play for will surely do it.

You can stream the match tomorrow if anyone is interested.
 
Don't split hairs. I know some good lads are Mags, but on the whole you are f***ing idiots, who give our whole region a bad name and try and claim everything.

What about hating the bloke who saved you from financial ruin, accusing him of never spending when he constantly does, claiming he is "a cansa on wa clurb" yet you only do when things aren't going well. What a joke.

"Well" means currently hanging onto 2nd place in the 2nd tier, where we dumped you, after years of taking the piss out of you.
Even there, your only-rated-by-Mags manager is out of his depth, and that is saying something, cos I thought the fat, useless prick would float like a bouy.

I'm not splitting hairs. The line I said I wasn't true said "all mags are inbred m0ngs". I disagreed with this.

I think there are just as many idiots on both sides of the Tyne-Wear rivalry. We're only a few miles apart - it's not like a whole different race.

I could write a list similar to the one above about Sunderland, just pulled from what your lads complain about on this message board.

I know you think you "sent us down" and I can see why you do think that, but no NUFC fan thinks that. We sent ourselves down by being so crap.

Oh, and what does the "trumpet noises with gobs" refer to?

Edit - if you are going to accuse people of not being able to spell simple words, make sure that you can.
 
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They are up and well done to them. I think they had their delusional eyes opened to the fact they wouldnt just walk the league without loosing etc :rolleyes:......if they keep hold of the fat spanish waiter i can see them mid table next season....unfortunately.

All the fat Spanish waiter has done is take them down and then made hard work of getting them promoted, taken them to their worst finish in 25 years and filled their squad up with players on long contracts that aren't good enough for the prem.

What on earth makes you think they're going to be mid table you turkey????
 
I'm not splitting hairs. The line I said I wasn't true said "all mags are inbred m0ngs". I disagreed with this.

I think there are just as many idiots on both sides of the Tyne-Wear rivalry. We're only a few miles apart - it's not like a whole different race.

I could write a list similar to the one above about Sunderland, just pulled from what your lads complain about on this message board.

I know you think you "sent us down" and I can see why you do think that, but no NUFC fan thinks that. We sent ourselves down by being so crap.

Oh, and what does the "trumpet noises with gobs" refer to?

Yeah, we are only a few miles apart. Yet it is consistantly your lot who claim to be better than us. Always you.

Could you fuck write a list like that. When do we get a bloke who looks like a paint brush to daub shite on a council owned wall, have mock funerals for ground names, stick gates against a wall etc etc etc etfuckingcetera.

Do it. Write it.

As for us not sending you down. Put it this way, you were still a Prem club before we put 3 past Everton.
Afterwards, you weren't.
If you could ever do the same to us, you would rightly claim it, too.

You are a f***ing joke man. Top to bottom, and the first bit is splitting hairs.
How about we just agree that your proportion of embarrassing idiots far, far exceeds our own, or any other club, ever?

Cos it does, and the whole world knows it. You love to show us.

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All the fat Spanish waiter has done is take them down and then made hard work of getting them promoted, taken them to their worst finish in 25 years and filled their squad up with players on long contracts that aren't good enough for the prem.

What on earth makes you think they're going to be mid table you turkey????

Genuinely had not thought about it being our worst finish in 25 years - true, but if our worst finish in that time is getting promoted, I'll take it.

Yeah, we are only a few miles apart. Yet it is consistantly your lot who claim to be better than us. Always you.

Could you fuck write a list like that. When do we get a bloke who looks like a paint brush to daub shite on a council owned wall, have mock funerals for ground names, stick gates against a wall etc etc etc etfuckingcetera.

Do it. Write it.

As for us not sending you down. Put it this way, you were still a Prem club before we put 3 past Everton.
Afterwards, you weren't.
If you could ever do the same to us, you would rightly claim it, too.

You are a f***ing joke man. Top to bottom, and the first bit is splitting hairs.
How about we just agree that your proportion of embarrassing idiots far, far exceeds our own, or any other club, ever?

Cos it does, and the whole world knows it. You love to show us.

Ok. The funeral was a massive embarrassment. True.

When one bloke graffitis a wall, I don't think really you can say we "got him to do it".

Re: sending us down. If you get relegated this season by hull winning their penultimate game, would you really think Hull sent you down, or would you blame Moyes/Short/your players? Because from what I read on here it would be the latter.

Edit - I'm a season ticket holder and I have never seen that vuvuzela thing before. That is weird. Ah - it seems to be a level 7 thing. That's where the kids are.
 
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Genuinely had not thought about it being our worst finish in 25 years - true, but if our worst finish in that time is getting promoted, I'll take it.



Ok. The funeral was a massive embarrassment. True.

When one bloke graffitis a wall, I don't think really you can say we "got him to do it".

Re: sending us down. If you get relegated this season by hull winning their penultimate game, would you really think Hull sent you down, or would you blame Moyes/Short/your players? Because from what I read on here it would be the latter.

It doesn't matter. You still do it.
We don't. It is all an embarrassment. You lot try and justify this shit as if it is normal and everyone does/would do it.

If we go down, it will be down to being a badly ran club, but Hull will have the 'honour' of removing our PL status.

It's simple. We sent you down, FACT.
 
Genuinely had not thought about it being our worst finish in 25 years - true, but if our worst finish in that time is getting promoted, I'll take it.



Ok. The funeral was a massive embarrassment. True.

When one bloke graffitis a wall, I don't think really you can say we "got him to do it".

Re: sending us down. If you get relegated this season by hull winning their penultimate game, would you really think Hull sent you down, or would you blame Moyes/Short/your players? Because from what I read on here it would be the latter.

Edit - I'm a season ticket holder and I have never seen that vuvuzela thing before. That is weird. Ah - it seems to be a level 7 thing. That's where the kids are.

Yes
 
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