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Mags goading us about cheesy chips?

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Literally every take away pizza place in Newcastle sells cheesy chips.

They have to taunt us about something and it certainly cannot be about our football results against them.

The last time they beat us the dead sea was still on the f***ing sick
 
I saw two of the fattest bastards with black mag (training?) tops going into the Bridges toilets today - the hi-vis tops couldn't get past their guts they were so big.

Anyway the point I'm trying to make is I didn't make out the NUFC badges until I was about a metre away because the shirts were caked in grease/snot/cheesey chip drips - filthy twats!
 
I remember seeing a fat mag that had the figure that prevented him from tucking his shirt in his trousers waving around a keyring full of cheesy chips shouting "wheez chips are theez chips"?
 
Sorry mate, didn't know it was you.

Didn't have you down as a chubster marra.

I remember seeing a fat mag that had the figure that prevented him from tucking his shirt in his trousers waving around a keyring full of cheesy chips shouting "wheez chips are theez chips"?

Remember those three mags in their footy tops, waiting for us to arrive outside the ground. Each turning round proudly to reveal the letters on their back, spelling out SBM :lol:

I think i'll have some cheesy chips for tea tonight,

f***ing love them.

Mags do as well.

It's about how we say it.
 
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Didn't have you down as a chubster marra.



Remember those three mags in their footy tops, waiting for us to arrive outside the ground. Each turning round proudly to reveal the letters on their back, spelling out SBM :lol:



Mags do as well.

It's about how we say it.

:lol: All three of them were a fat mess.

The next time I saw them was when I was watching the highlights later that night. They looked red raw, absolutely spittin whilst Johnson celebrated in front of them. Their tops were back to front :lol:
 
Didn't have you down as a chubster marra.



Remember those three mags in their footy tops, waiting for us to arrive outside the ground. Each turning round proudly to reveal the letters on their back, spelling out SBM :lol:

I'm not really. Just Bantz.

SBM. Pathetic. Some people lack self awareness to the point of being cripplingly embarrassing. Hate all that orchestrated rubbish. What did they think would happen? Reduce the opposition's fans to tears?
 
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