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A mate just text who's off to Maga for the week, says one of their lot had this on the back of the new top:

ANGEL DEL NORTE

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For fucks sake :oops: :oops: :oops:

I read the thread title and thought it was a film follow up to "Snakes on a Plane". :oops:
 
We went to Maga last year, my mate in honour of his achievement now has the shirt number of 77 in our football side as he shagged 7 birds in 7 nights :lol:
77 - CHLAMYDIA, HERPES, HPV (GENITAL WARTS), GONORRHEA, HEPATITIS, SYPHILIS, HIV - otherwise known as the 'big 7'.

The other 7 stands for the number of years the ones that are treatable with horse strength antibiotics stay in your body for.

What a lad :oops:
 
Mag on the plane had a tattoo which went "NewCastle United" in a scroll. Capital letter within Newcastle ffs. Looked f***ing shite as it was at the top of pipe cleaner thin, pasty arms and looked like it had been done by a 3yr old. He was also wearing a sleeveless mag training top as a prelude to arriving at the resort.

His "burrd" was f***ing minging as well, borderline special needs, and the horrible pair were sat at the front of the plane next to the toilet attempting to join the mile high club without taking their clothes off.
 
mags "lol mag on a plane haha whats next *laugh smiley x2* mag at work etc lol sounds crazy """""""""""""""
 
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