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Mag in pub

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A mag walks into a pub and says "drinks are on me!"
"What’s the occasion?" says the barman
"I finished my jigsaw puzzle early" says the mag.
"Oh," says the barman, "and how long did it take you?…"
"Two years" says the mag
"That sounds like a long time to spend on a jigsaw puzzle!" says the barman.

"Shows all you know…" says the mag "on the box it said 4 to 6 years!"
 

Safc21ftm said:
A mag walks into a pub and says "drinks are on me!"
"What’s the occasion?" says the barman
"I finished my jigsaw puzzle early" says the mag.
"Oh," says the barman, "and how long did it take you?…"
"Two years" says the mag
"That sounds like a long time to spend on a jigsaw puzzle!" says the barman.

"Shows all you know…" says the mag "on the box it said 4 to 6 years!"
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A Mag goes into a pub and staggers up to the bar on crutches.

"Where's your helper monkey tonight?" asks the barman.

"Big problems with the filth and the constant screeching mate ....... social services said it was upsetting the little fella so they took him back."
 
Mag at bar shaking his head. Barman goes up and says "you've spilt your crisps all over the bar". Mag cheers up and says " thank God for that I thought it was a jigsaw"
 
cluffy said:
overheard a few singing 'Rafa Benitez' to 7 nation :lol:
few murmurs of 'champions league' too - 100% truth
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Punch him in the gravy stain, it's always near the heart, so almost guaranteed to finish the fucker off.
 
cluffy said:
overheard a few singing 'Rafa Benitez' to 7 nation :lol:
few murmurs of 'champions league' too - 100% truth
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Absolute rubbish and just makes a mockery when outsiders read this kind of thread
 
Tin Soldier said:
Sat in a pub tonight up in Shotley Bridge and they were all gathered around the TV crowing about how good Benitez would be and all they had to do was 'beat the Mackems' next week. I'm sure these fuckers were saying the same about McClaren at the beginning.
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Shotley Bridge is part of the Jawdee Nation now is it?
 
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