Luke O'Nien chant

Chop Buster

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Luke O'Nien, Luke O'Nien
Joined the lads from Wycombe Wanderers
Ran his heart out so we bonded
If you play him in the hole
Then he's gonna score a goal

To the tune of Made of Stone

We used to sing it for Januzaj I think and it never took off because he was shit. Worth a go with a player that deserves a canny song.
 


Luke O'Nien, Luke O'Nien
Joined the lads from Wycombe Wanderers
Ran his heart out so we bonded
If you play him in the hole
Then he's gonna score a goal

To the tune of Made of Stone

We used to sing it for Januzaj I think and it never took off because he was shit. Worth a go with a player that deserves a canny song.
It didn’t take off because the song is shit marra, sorry to disappoint.
 
Luke O'Nien, Luke O'Nien
Joined the lads from Wycombe Wanderers
Ran his heart out so we bonded
If you play him in the hole
Then he's gonna score a goal

To the tune of Made of Stone

We used to sing it for Januzaj I think and it never took off because he was shit. Worth a go with a player that deserves a canny song.

That's f***ing awful, even Stevie wonder would be reading it saying what a twat
 
Luke O'Nien, Luke O'Nien
Joined the lads from Wycombe Wanderers
Ran his heart out so we bonded
If you play him in the hole
Then he's gonna score a goal

To the tune of Made of Stone

We used to sing it for Januzaj I think and it never took off because he was shit. Worth a go with a player that deserves a canny song.
What about:

“Luke O’Nien, signed from Wycombe,
Now they’re second in the league and he regrets joining us”
 
That's f***ing awful, even Stevie wonder would be reading it saying what a twat
Stevie Wonder is blind so he wouldn't be able to read it. Unless I suppose he had a computer that somehow made text on the screen into braille on the screen or something but I'm not sure that's even been invented so you just look foolish.
 
Stevie Wonder is blind so he wouldn't be able to read it. Unless I suppose he had a computer that somehow made text on the screen into braille on the screen or something but I'm not sure that's even been invented so you just look foolish.

Text to speech..

Massive whopper you are.
 
Down the line, down the line, Luke O’Nien
Down the line he will run past you
Down the line, down the line, Luke O’Nien
Luke O’Nien is the mixed race Cafu
 

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