LO9 england call up

[Wearside4eva]

That’s more than the rest of the back four in 32 games compared to his 3.5.

And how many saving tackles?

 

[The Lads]

Surprised he never took up.the option to play for Singapore - just to be classed as an international

 

[Daniels]

Ousmane Dembele - "Congratulations Luke. That was a good battle. You deserve your World Cup Final win - I hope I never get marked by you again lol"

Luke O'Nien - "Thanks Ousmane Dembele, you are a worthy opponent. But you don't need to worry about me marking you in the future! lol"

Ousmane Dembele - "Oh that's right. On account me recently signing for Sunderland, the same team as you play for!"

Luke O'Nien - "That's correct. So to recap, I have just captained England to a World Cup win and you play for Sunderland. Did I miss anything?"

Ousmane Dembele - "Saudi Arabia just sold Newcastle United to Somalia. But that's not pertinent right now. Anyway, see you in Sunderland, where I live now!"

Dan Ballard - "Come on Luke. Let's join the rest of our England teammates and lift our trophy."

Granit Xhaka - "I have stopped aging."

Are Xhaka and Ballard English in this dream?

 

[not spavin]

Are Xhaka and Ballard English in this dream?

I reckon they'll give Ballard a pass after the global football community's clamour to see him grace the World Cup.

Xhaka is just there to support his teammates, Ballard, O'Nien, Dembele and Barcola.

 

[Hendon hotspurs]

He isn't what? Universally loved and respected?

There is only you and the idiot, oh no, that regularly comes on here to have a go at the lad, I think you both have mental problems if I'm honest. In fact have an ignore.

devastated

 

[Johnny on the spot]

Eligible for England having already played for NI if he has British parents?

Dinnar?

 

[cluffy]

Surprised he never took up.the option to play for Singapore - just to be classed as an international

Going by his surname I’m surprised he has no Irish ancestry

 

[not spavin]

Going by his surname I’m surprised he has no Irish ancestry

It's a Welsh name I think.

 

[Hendon hotspurs]

devastated

I read that and all I could hear was the voice of Neal Hunt the nonsense potter.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Surprised he never took up.the option to play for Singapore - just to be classed as an international

Would need to renounce his British passport because Singapore doesn’t allow dual nationality I think

 

[0verlord44]

Ignore the rest of season when we've had fantastic results without him, or being part of team that got knocked out if f.a cup by port Vale.

Le fee, Ballard, Geertruida, Talbi and Alderete all played in that game also, write them off aye?

nobody is ignoring it either. We are winning big games with him starting, and for some reason people hate it

 

[Unlucky Black Cat]

O'Niens on the shirt.

Very clever, that!

 

[Hendon hotspurs]

Le fee, Ballard, Geertruida, Talbi and Alderete all played in that game also, write them off aye?

nobody is ignoring it either. We are winning big games with him starting, and for some reason people hate it

Have I said ive wrote him off??? Think you all need to read what im writing before you all start with your little teenage girl hissy fits! Im not repeating myself again. Think yous need a word with yourselves acting like love sick teenagers . Hes prone to do something stupid in nearly every game he plays, just lucky hes got away with a few lately and been able to redeem himself.

 

[Secret Visage]

Have I said ive wrote him off??? Think you all need to read what im writing before you all start with your little teenage girl hissy fits! Im not repeating myself again. Think yous need a word with yourselves acting like love sick teenagers . Hes prone to do something stupid in nearly every game he plays, just lucky hes got away with a few lately and been able to redeem himself.

'ive'
'im'
'yous'
'hes'

Reading what you are writing and coming to the conclusion that you are semi literate.

 

[Far Tibetan Mountain]

Surely deserves one?

Really doesn't.

 

[mackinbristol]

'ive'
'im'
'yous'
'hes'

Reading what you are writing and coming to the conclusion that you are semi literate.

I think it's nice that his carer lets him use the internet.

 

[jcrossan]

A back pairing of Luke and Dan Burn.

The world would be quaking in its collective boots.

 

[woodlebert]

That’s more than the rest of the back four in 32 games compared to his 3.5.

Reinildo exists

 

[Secret Visage]

I think it's nice that his carer lets him use the internet.

With his forehead.

 

[Turnip from the Tip]

Surely deserves one?

I suggested something similar for Chris Riggs a couple of weeks ago and was promptly laughed out of town, but nobody can argue that these two lads represent our best hope of England representation at this year’s men’s World Cup.