Liverpool v Huddersfield

Jonesy57

Central Defender
Tell her it's the equivalent of her getting served first at the bar when it's 10 deep with rugby players.

Edit; does that analogy sound a bit wrong?
You're expecting rugby players thronging any bar to be gentlemen?

Schoolboy error!
 
Low maintenance. Always seems to attract spiders mind.

I'm usually ok with spiders , if there's one in the bath on a morning l can usually pick it up and put it outside.
Mind one sunday morning we were having a lie in and the little 'un had wandered into our room and we were doing that game where the bairn sits on your knees and you sing a song and drop your knees (can't remember what it's called now)

Anyhow he started saying "Shpider on mummies bed " didn't think nothing to it, but he said it again "Shpider on mummies bed" and when I looked there was one with a body as big as a fifty pence piece crawling over the bed spread. Eeek :mad:
 
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Botchie

Winger
I'm usually ok with spiders , if there's one in the bath on a morning l can usually pick it up and put it outside.
Mind one sunday morning we were having a lie in and the little 'un had wandered into our room and we were doing that game where the bairn sits on your knees and you sing a song and drop your knees (can't remember what it's called now)

Anyhow he started saying "Shpider on mummies bed " didn't think nothing to it, but he said it again "Shpider on mummies bed" and when I looked there was one with a body as big as a fifty pence piece crawling over the bed spread. Eeek :mad:
I love them. I go mad if people kill them. I disturbed a couple of big buggers when tidying the shed last weekend. I just left them in there and told the bairns about them. That'll keep them out.
 

Ramona1234

Goalkeeper
Not a real football match. Imagine the Kop singing FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME as they win the league on the last day... not that they would, but its a nasty thought for me. :evil:
 

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