Liam Rosenior

[Ghfd]

Barracks scene:

The evening is sultry, the atmosphere tense. An occasional report of gunfire punctuates the ceaseless buzxing of cicadas.

One of your comrades at arms slaps you across the fyess. He then apologises. You say: 'No, I needed that' before bursting into tears, crying hysterically. He slaps you across the fyess again. He apologises etc. etc..

Works for me

 

[BoshItLikeBardo]

Or I guess we could ring them.

Can anyone do a decent Harry Redknapp impression? Say you need to talk to your nephew, well you know.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Works for me

Ha, ha. From being imprisoned in one loop to being incarcerated in another. It is the stuff of myth. Sisyphus, perhaps. Or maybe Prometheus. A story as old as time....

 

[glendvd100]

Can anyone do a decent Harry Redknapp impression? Say you need to talk to your nephew, well you know.

Nah not me gavnar, I’m bladdy rabbish at it skip.

See, sounded more Australian than cockney.

 

[Ghfd]

Ha, ha. From being imprisoned in one loop to being incarcerated in another. It is the stuff of myth. Sisyphus, perhaps. Or maybe Prometheus. A story as old as time....

I’ve been in a loop since Carlisle knocked us out of the cup in 1974

About 25 years to go

 

[thecloughywobble]

Can anyone do a decent Harry Redknapp impression? Say you need to talk to your nephew, well you know.

His dog, I believe. Can certainly forge his signature.

I’ve been in a loop since Carlisle knocked us out of the cup in 1974

About 25 years to go

Optimistic. I'll give mesel ten, tops.

 

[Ghfd]

His dog, I believe. Can certainly forge his signature.

Optimistic. I'll give mesel ten, tops.

I’m on magnesium tablets. Got me running up the stairs no problem

 

[thecloughywobble]

I’m on magnesium tablets. Got me running up the stairs no problem

Ah, I see. I suppose the tablets reduce the coefficient of friction on the stairs thereby enabling a smoother ascent. Do they not crumble underfoot?

 

[Ghfd]

Ah, I see. I suppose the tablets reduce the coefficient of friction on the stairs thereby enabling a smoother ascent. Do they not crumble underfoot?

I glide aloft , like an Olympic skier going the wrong way

 

[CornerShop]

He’s selling because he couldn’t get Will Still? Are you serious?

If we are just making up fantasies I think he’s going to spend the family fortune making us into the biggest club in Europe. Nothing points to this being the case, but it’s what I want to happen so I’m going to pretend it’s true.

Edit: just seen your prior posts, nevermind. Is everyone really so desperate for attention that they need to make stuff up?

What have I made up?

 

[thecloughywobble]

I glide aloft , like an Olympic skier going the wrong way

Eddie the Inverse Eagle. Impressive. If a touch hazardous. I trust Mrs Accaman has increased your life assurance premiums?

 

[Ghfd]

Eddie the Inverse Eagle. Impressive. If a touch hazardous. I trust Mrs Accaman has increased your life assurance premiums?

It’s to her great benefit if I depart the scene asap

Sure she’s sneaking some mysterious ingredients in the grub

 

[Coeus]

Exactly where I’m at as well

Not entirely sure how they done it, but they've actually put themselves in a position where they can't do right for doing wrong. That's some going.

 

[thecloughywobble]

It’s to her great benefit if I depart the scene asap

Sure she’s sneaking some mysterious ingredients in the grub

I heard she has Arsenic and Old Lace on a perma-loop.

Mortality rates generally favour females as eny fule (& most competent actuaries) do no....

 

[Ghfd]

I heard she has Arsenic and Old Lace on a perma-loop.

Mortality rates generally favour females as eny fule (& most competent actuaries) do no....

Oh I’ve just bought at her request Dark Angel about Mary Ann Cotton

I’ve gone off cups of tea

 

[STID]

Clear favourite now, 1/4 and 2/7 on sky bet and bet victor with second favourites coming in at 8/1 and 6/1

Bet Victor have taken the market down

 

[Robbosafc]

Bet Victor have taken the market down

Still 1/4 on sky bet

 

[thecloughywobble]

Oh I’ve just bought at her request Dark Angel about Mary Ann Cotton

I’ve gone off cups of tea

I once writ a story (loosely) about her. Set in the present. Involving a family living in The Royal Courts, the former Royal Infirmary site where Cotton once worked. They had a little girl called Emerald Green. Which was also the name of the arsenic-rich paint pigment used on the internal hospital walls. Or so the story goes....

Bet Victor have taken the market down

Perfumed ponces.

 

[Ghfd]

I once writ a story (loosely) about her. Set in the present. Involving a family living in The Royal Courts, the former Royal Infirmary site where Cotton once worked. They had a little girl called Emerald Green. Which was also the name of the arsenic-rich paint pigment used on the internal hospital walls. Or so the story goes....

Perfumed ponces.

She was a bit of a girl and utterly ruthless

Sunderland gets a lot of mentions in the story

 

[Things Change]

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Was this edited clappy babble? I think so.