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Let's all laugh at Newcastle

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Why is he taking a photo of them having a piss on 37 seconds? :lol:

Seriously wtf? :lol:

I thought that too :lol:.

I also liked the "4k standing and singing for 90 minutes" (paraphrase), followed by a picture of them all sitting down :lol:.
 

Is this the biggest thread on the SMB yet :-)

Bookmarked when so please 8-)

FTM
 
Have a read of this letter from a Skunk to the True Faith fanzine.
Anybody feel sorry for him? :-):-):-)

Dear tf

I have religiously been following events primarily via your first class site and secondly via the online press.

I have been a little surprised at the scant amount of e-mails on the everybody’s talkin part. I have had a quick look at the archive section of the aforementioned and you seemed to get a shit load more e-mails when the light first dawned what the Ashley regime was all about i.e. the Keegan resignation or whatever is the truth on that one.

I have contributed to this first class debating site on a number of occasions with my rambling opinions, but come the most critical point in my lifetime (born 67) of NUFC's history, a point when our club is going headlong into oblivion, no owner to speak of, no manager, no pre season friendlies arranged, etc etc, its like they have already put up signs on Barrack Rd saying 'CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE'.

Anyway, back to my point. I have not put my tuppence in until now as, well really, I do not know what to say anymore.....don't tell the wife. I am so gutted, disillusioned, how could they, is this for real, surely one man can not ruin over 110 years of local history. I therefore figure that the majority of contributors to the one and only website worth reading are like me.....Fuckin speechless, its like it cannot really be happening, not the relegation, the MA sale and timing thereof. If it is not real, then perhaps we can get it sorted. Anybody know where the A Team hang out these days, they were always up to rescue the weak and needy, what about Spiderman, Batman (original TV series in order to appeal to our sense of humour) ''Holy fat twat Batman" BAM SWACK etc. Spender, Scooby fuckin Doo Velma pulls off a mask on Ashleys face and reveals it to be Niall Quinn...if it weren’t for you pesky kids.

But no, either I am in a coma and have dreamt the last 2 years or else it is true. I am not religious but if there is a God then, okay pal, you've had a laugh for the past 40 years or so, now can you pick on someone else.

keeping the faith

Dale Storey, Australia
 
When out walking in the woods I saw a Newcastle United season ticket nailed to a tree.

I thought Im having that!

You never know when you might need a nail.
 
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