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Let's all laugh at Newcastle

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Happy anniversary everyone.

Remember this time last week? The doubts, the knotted stomachs?

Well keep celebrating

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Written by Bob Youtool Sunday, 31 May 2009 08:28 ​
Good riddance you incompetent berk​

Finally it appears, after two years Mike Ashley is going to make a wise decision and fuck off back to the aptly named Berkshire.​

The incompetent buffoon was quoted late last night as saying the club is officially back up for sale and he just wants out, he regrets buying us and he’s made a catalogue of errors; finally it appears we have a common ground, we agree you useless prick, only we regret it far more than you do.
He hasn’t completely learnt his lesson mind you:
“I personally thought Joe put the club back on the right track. He took it from second bottom to 13th but things went against him,”
Yeah, wey aye Mike, he’s better than Cappello we know… didn’t you advise us to put a flutter on a top six finish before Liverpool annihilated us? Shortly before your pathetic excuse for a Managing Director claimed relegation was unthinkable.
We should be careful what we wish for, but we’d have to have walked under a ladder, smashed a few hundred mirrors whilst trying to avoid the black cat crossing our paths to end up with anyone even remotely as f***ing useless as you have been.
Two Years to completely fuck things up, well done you halfwit.
The only solace I can take from this is you have lost an absolute fortune, fantastic.​
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At what point are the PL going to ask NUFC to remove the PL-logo from their website?
 
Just home from Canada and this is my first chance to say:

Fucken Gerrinnnnnnn !!!!!!!!!
 
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