Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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ENGLAND hero Alan Shearer has threatened to send an internet troll 'an envelope full of EBOLA' after a bitter war of words erupted online.

The footie legend lashed out at Sunderland fan who claimed he would rather receive a package of the deadly substance than a signed t-shirt by the retired striker.

Andy Miller posted: "I'd rather get an envelope full of Ebola in the post than a shirt signed by him."

He also branded the ex-Newcastle star a "Weetabix headed c***".

I hope he wraps the Ebola up in a signed Shearer shirt

 

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ENGLAND hero Alan Shearer has threatened to send an internet troll 'an envelope full of EBOLA' after a bitter war of words erupted online.

The footie legend lashed out at Sunderland fan who claimed he would rather receive a package of the deadly substance than a signed t-shirt by the retired striker.

Andy Miller posted: "I'd rather get an envelope full of Ebola in the post than a shirt signed by him."

He also branded the ex-Newcastle star a "Weetabix headed c***".

Is that iconic avatar of his new?

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[Jardin]

Is that iconic avatar of his new?

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...and why is his left hand making a wanker gesture?

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

...and why is his left hand making a wanker gesture?

It's not, it's waving good bye to the Premier league

 

[Wayne The Punk]

I am confused, they seem to be having a party up there

 

[West Winger]

They're absolutely f***ing seething inside though

 

[Jardin]

It's not, it's waving good bye to the Premier league

Am I looking at the back of him or the front? I mean the other hand - the one on the right in the picture that would be the one on his left if he is facing towards us. If he is facing backwards then I mean the one on the right that is also the one on his right. Hope this has helped clarify matters

 

[LineTrash]

Promoted to Champions League in two years iirc

 

[Jardin]

They did...the confusion is solely because they won and earned a hard-fought relegation. If only we had known it was the best year ever to be blah blah

 

[willin']

Aye won the relegation. Beat us to the last spot. They're over the moon with their achievement as this is the best ever year to get relegated so I've heard.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Am I looking at the back of him or the front? I mean the other hand - the one on the right in the picture that would be the one on his left if he is facing towards us. If he is facing backwards then I mean the one on the right that is also the one on his right. Hope this has helped clarify matters

Aye i see his left hand now He's gotta be running towards us, which is unusual for a Newcastle fan i know.

 

[ChrisK]

Aye won the relegation. Beat us to the last spot. They're over the moon with their achievement as this is the best ever year to get relegated so I've heard.

And all there players have doubled in value no wonder there everyone's 2nd team

 

[Deleted member 29136]

Wait till their first defeat in the championship then it'll sink in.

Ashley will get the blame again.

 

[sima-hebburn]

just think if they hadn't been relegated

us down, rafa in charge & taking control. this would have been there season.

SHAME

 

[janey]

Course they didn't I'm not sure why anyone would even think that

 

[The Hooded Claw]

They are god's blessed people.

I am confused, they seem to be having a party up there

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[ollie c]

Aye won the relegation. Beat us to the last spot. They're over the moon with their achievement as this is the best ever year to get relegated so I've heard.

Yes it's something we just have to live with. I hope my tears don't stain the fixture lists when they are released.

 

[squashjoe]

I think @underwaterwubbleduck and @draper along with @mad cyril are broken men.

 

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[willin']

Yes it's something we just have to live with. I hope my tears don't stain the fixture lists when they are released.

Thinking of cancelling my holiday. Can't face them lording it around the pool in their 1996 'Entertainers' mag tops crowing about how good they are..