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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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Narraback said:
I wouldn't hold your breath.

Fuck them. On their forums and social media they've been saying we've been getting relegated every season for 4 years. FFS they even had relegation parties booked for us at two pubs not long ago. Just earlier this season when the Rafalution (churtle) began they were convinced they'd stay up and we were doomed. Now they're even saying they're glad they are in the Championship with Rafail Benitez :lol:

What's happened is a pretty rare event in my lifetime and I've had years of shit off these fuckers at work. Am I going to milk it for all it's worth? Yes I f***ing am :lol:
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Nice of you to bring this rationality to this thread.

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rocky said:
I really dislike him. He comes across as a monumental bellend
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Great player for club and country. To call him "intellectually challenged" is being kind. Think that's why he was a shit manager. No reason to dislike him really. Too many bangs on the head won't have helped. Hasn't even noticed that the "premiership" is now the "Premier Lesgue". Did well at ICThistle perhaps that's probably his level. The cold up there probably helped his brain.

rowley2 said:
Well so the rumours said at the time. But this type of rubbish should have no place at a club in England and thankfully does not.
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That made me laugh. Have you not heard about what Ian McColl did when he managed us?

takeawaytoo said:
For all you people who think we should stop taking the piss out of the Mags ......
Go forth and multiply somewhere else, or play chicken on the M1,

let us enjoy the summer gloating, without you wet blankets!!!
FTM
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Precisely this.
Anyone suggesting we don't laugh as loud and as long as we can at their current predicament and arrogance is being incredibly parsimonious and has to be doubted as a fan is SAFC. Imho, of course.
 
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Yesterday must have been a bad day of reality check for 'them up the road'

Firstly, the fans must have been watching the Play Off and particularly Steve Bruce getting Hull City up and it dawning in reality that they are not in the Premier League next season and after all the recent bravado, reality setting in and the doubts starting to emerge that it is not going to be easy to come back.


Then Rafa watches the Champions League final and must be thinking "hell my career has gone off a cliff in 2016", he has certainly had a Black Cat cross his career path :lol:
He must be thinking I should be managing a team competing in that tournament at this stage of my career and not in the second tier of the English League. He doesn't need the money and at this stage of his career he must be thinking that his heart has over-ruled his head. He cant believe (even with all the delusion around him) that he will ever manage at that level at Newcastle and even if the miracle does happen it cannot happen for at least two seasons
I think he must be thinking now that his only respectable out from this mess is to resign/invoke a release after the Euros to take he Spain job.

Rafa must be really worried that this is the end of his career in the European top table.
He must be looking at walking away while his stock is still worth something and either the Spain job or a "second tier" Champions League or Europa League team
 
Paint your wagon said:
Yesterday must have been a bad day of reality check for 'them up the road'

Firstly, the fans must have been watching the Play Off and particularly Steve Bruce getting Hull City up and it dawning in reality that they are not in the Premier League next season and after all the recent bravado, reality setting in and the doubts starting to emerge that it is not going to be easy to come back.


Then Rafa watches the Champions League final and must be thinking "hell my career has gone off a cliff in 2016", he has certainly had a Black Cat cross his career path :lol:
He must be thinking I should be managing a team competing in that tournament at this stage of my career and not in the second tier of the English League. He doesn't need the money and at this stage of his career he must be thinking that his heart has over-ruled his head. He cant believe (even with all the delusion around him) that he will ever manage at that level at Newcastle and even if the miracle does happen it cannot happen for at least two seasons
I think he must be thinking now that his only respectable out from this mess is to resign/invoke a release after the Euros to take he Spain job.

Rafa must be really worried that this is the end of his career in the European top table.
He must be looking at walking away while his stock is still worth something and either the Spain job or a "second tier" Champions League or Europa League team
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I can tell you from behind enemy lines that even the most reasonable, level headed, pragmatic and moderate mag is utterly convinced that all will be well under Raffa. He truly is their messiah. He can do no wrong. It's 'Raffa' this and 'Raffa' that all over the place. They are utterly pinning every last hope on him. It's all that's keeping them going after relegation.

If this doesn't work out I will literally cry with laughter :lol:
 
Wayne The Punk said:
Where is the fun in that? Just take it, you are our f***ing bitches, old boy
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The Mag fans should appreciate the attention while it last because I think in a couple of seasons thy will be so pitiful that it will not be sport or enjoyable any more. It won't feel right to laugh at them. It will be like the way Premier League team fans feel about Leeds, Wolves, Bolton etc. Many of the younger fans will only have known of them as lower league sides and know that they were once 'big teams'.

Kids in their teens and twenties now have only known Newcastle as a yoyo club who come up for a few seasons but cannot sustain competing at Premier League level.
They will hear stories from their Dads of how they once challenged for the title last century under Keegan and qualified for Europe. They will be told of the flurry of cup finals albeit losing, but then when they hear that they were before the new Wembley they will ask if games were shown in HDTV in those days.

It will be no fun taking the piss anymore and the apathy, pity and the feeling of how inconsequential they have become in our attitude towards them then I am sure that will hurt more than the current abuse we are giving them

They should enjoy it while it lasts.
 
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Wayne The Punk said:
Did you mean Buxtons?
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TBF watching any number of SAFC teams over the years could turn anyone to drink.

Ale taster said:
I can tell you from behind enemy lines that even the most reasonable, level headed, pragmatic and moderate mag is utterly convinced that all will be well under Raffa. He truly is their messiah. He can do no wrong. It's 'Raffa' this and 'Raffa' that all over the place. They are utterly pinning every last hope on him. It's all that's keeping them going after relegation.

If this doesn't work out I will literally cry with laughter :lol:
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I've heard pretty much the same. Rafa is the new leader of the Geordie nation who is guaranteed to take them to the promised land.
 
Paint your wagon said:
Yesterday must have been a bad day of reality check for 'them up the road'

Firstly, the fans must have been watching the Play Off and particularly Steve Bruce getting Hull City up and it dawning in reality that they are not in the Premier League next season and after all the recent bravado, reality setting in and the doubts starting to emerge that it is not going to be easy to come back.


Then Rafa watches the Champions League final and must be thinking "hell my career has gone off a cliff in 2016", he has certainly had a Black Cat cross his career path :lol:
He must be thinking I should be managing a team competing in that tournament at this stage of my career and not in the second tier of the English League. He doesn't need the money and at this stage of his career he must be thinking that his heart has over-ruled his head. He cant believe (even with all the delusion around him) that he will ever manage at that level at Newcastle and even if the miracle does happen it cannot happen for at least two seasons
I think he must be thinking now that his only respectable out from this mess is to resign/invoke a release after the Euros to take he Spain job.

Rafa must be really worried that this is the end of his career in the European top table.
He must be looking at walking away while his stock is still worth something and either the Spain job or a "second tier" Champions League or Europa League team
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Yesterday, and many days to come - fixture lists, hype of Premier League coverage, transfer activity of the big clubs etc- will all bring the reality of relegation closer to home. It is not a good feeling for any one.

But I cannot see Benitez being offered the Spain job, he just doesn't really play the type of football that Spain normally thrive on. I can't see him having an escape clause either. Even for a club that signed players on £80k a week in January with no drop provision , that would the rankest of rank bad management.
 
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