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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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janey said:
Winjaldum couldn't do it on a sunny afternoon at Villa Park I can't see him doing it on a cold Tuesday night in Rotherham :lol:
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I can see them going down again. Neil Warnock like most managers in the division below us will have his players right into them knowing full well they'd much rather be somewhere else.
 

Ponteland Mackem said:
Are becoming tedious... I generally enjoy the banter on here and loved winding the mags up about us sending them down- I even think the banner was brilliant, but it's all getting over the top now and monotonous.

Let's focus on Sunland and the exciting times we have ahead! Let them suffer but we have an improved campaign to look ahead to managed by the best manager we've had in a long time
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Spot on marra, who cares about the maggots. Having said that I will miss the Darby matches next season.

We have in Big Sam a proper manager of some talent, I've wanted him here for years. His January signings improved matters no end. Support from Ellis Short will see the squad improved further this summer, Sam having proved back in January he knows what's what.

I'm sure that next season is going to be good for us.
 
Ponteland Mackem said:
Your points are valid but the Argument is that it is being overdone, and is more topical than Sunderland related threads in a lot of cases. There are clearly posters on here that have more interest in newcastle failing than Sunderland succeeding
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But nothing much is happening at safc and might not for several weeks at best, apart from the pink seats petition :lol:

In the meantime the mags are still biting, and while they are i'll keep taking the piss

Once pre season and signings start my focus will be 100% on safc again
 
Corvus said:
Spot on marra, who cares about the maggots. Having said that I will miss the Darby matches next season.

We have in Big Sam a proper manager of some talent, I've wanted him here for years. His January signings improved matters no end. Support from Ellis Short will see the squad improved further this summer, Sam having proved back in January he knows what's what.

I'm sure that next season is going to be good for us.
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Looks like a great subject for a new thread there mate ;)
 
toosb said:
We've just relegated the fuckers and yet we're still hanging onto their coat tails.

I'm absolutely gutted as a Sunderland fan that Newcastle have appointed the man who couldn't beat Norwich, Villa or us.
The man who in the 9 games that mattered, won 2 games.
Both at home to teams who were on their holidays by then.
Both teams that we beat away from home incidentally, and before we'd made any signings in January.

Yeah absolutely gutted.
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They're high on some weird delusional insanity thing brought on by a combination of us relegating them and them possing spurs on the last day. They probably feel like i did one night in 1990, when I pulled a super model pissed in a corfu nightclub. I was f***ing cock-a-hoop, I was bragging like fuck and giving the thumbs up to the lads when she dragged me off to her apartment.

Just wait till it wears off and they wake up next to worzel f***ing gummidge, they'll be gutted.

They'll still have another pop in the cold light of day like but they will be nowhere near as enthusiastic :lol:
 
Paint your wagon said:
Newcastle boss Rafa Benitez tipped to succeed Vicente del Bosque in Spain job after Euro 2016
  • Spain manager Vicente del Bosque will stand down after Euro 2016
  • He suggested that Newcastle boss Rafa Benitez could succeed him
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I'd be very surprised. He'll have to resign and the Spanish fa would have to pay newcastle compensation.
 
I'm somewhat ashamed to reveal this but I've taken some guilty pleasures by seekin out and reading mag matchday threads from our Chelsea & their Villa weekend. Starts out on a high that crescendos w Chelsea lead at HT ("we are great second half team and will unlock Villa" etc.) ... hint of panic setting in w Borini equalizer that quickly changes to full panic w Defoe's goal ... and ends in tears of despair as the seconds tick tick at Villa Park.
 
svenadultbooks said:
From nufc.com
If the price of keeping Benitez is relegation, then that certainly seems like one that's worth paying for the long-suffering followers of this club, who finally see something that they can believe in and have responded accordingly.

Yeah right...what a load of twaddle.
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But relegation wasn't 'the price of keeping Benitez'. Benitez obviously did not demand that Newcastle be relegated as a prerequisite to his decision to sign a contract.

Rather, relegation is the consequence of having a team that routinely demonstrated an insufficient amount of effort and commitment, which was led by a manager for three-quarters of the season who was not able to motivate them to better performances.

I suspect that most Newcastle fans would rather that their club had survived in the Premier League, even under the stewardship of McClaren, than suffer the ignominy of relegation. Benitez has not stayed because Newcastle have been relegated but in spite of it (and presumably because he is going to be paid oodles of dosh, of course).

'Relegation and Rafa is a good thing' is going to be a hard product to sell.
 
Clueless said:
But relegation wasn't 'the price of keeping Benitez'. Benitez obviously did not demand that Newcastle be relegated as a prerequisite to his decision to sign a contract.

Rather, relegation is the consequence of having a team that routinely demonstrated an insufficient amount of effort and commitment, which was led by a manager for three-quarters of the season who was not able to motivate them to better performances.

I suspect that most Newcastle fans would rather that their club had survived in the Premier League, even under the stewardship of McClaren, than suffer the ignominy of relegation. Benitez has not stayed because Newcastle have been relegated but in spite of it (and presumably because he is going to be paid oodles of dosh, of course).

'Relegation and Rafa is a good thing' is going to be a hard product to sell.
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:lol:

I await, with bated breath, the first Mag-Uncle Tom who can argue with that post.
 
It's a disaster waiting to happen. The mags seem to have complete blinkers on to the fact that his record up to the Spuds game was arguably worse than McLaren's given the sides they played. Even the most one eyed magpie should be able to see that the last match of the season was a complete anomaly and had more to do with players wanting to put their services up for grabs than any tactical master class. FSW must have been laughing his cock off, he's got the backing of the jawdee nashun and will have played that as his trump card to rinse Ashley during the negotiations. He already had a 3yr contract that he was happy to sign when he arrived I'd be amazed if he's not asked for a pay rise on top of all the widely reported "full control" to help sell the ST's and appease the natives.
 
There is nowt much going on. Euros don't start for two weeks and little tangible evidence of signings with transfer window closed. Laughing at the deluded tools provides light entertainment until there are matches every day.
They will soon be forgotten when Premier League fixtures come out and new signings are made.
 
They aren't smelling of roses at all.
They are in deep trouble.
They have a gutless shyte squad, and won't be able to spend quadrillions to buy their way out of trouble.
Don't believe the propaganda!
 
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