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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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ProfessionalMackem said:
Im getting this thrown in my face this morning.

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30. We Nicked Jack Colback For Nothing
29. We've Finished In The Top-Six More Than SAFC
28. We Still Hold The Tyne-Wear Derby Supremacy
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Bloody hell. "Stealing" a player who is now stealing a massive living from you is hardly something to boast about. I'd be keeping quiet.

As for the other two!
 

ProfessionalMackem said:
Im getting this thrown in my face this morning.


30. We Nicked Jack Colback For Nothing
29. We've Finished In The Top-Six More Than SAFC
28. We Still Hold The Tyne-Wear Derby Supremacy
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That's funny, because I've just finished looking on that websites
30 reasons Newcastle fans are jealous of Sunderland.

And it hasn't even been updated with the 6 in a row or great escape mark IV
 
ProfessionalMackem said:
Im getting this thrown in my face this morning.

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30. We Nicked Jack Colback For Nothing
29. We've Finished In The Top-Six More Than SAFC
28. We Still Hold The Tyne-Wear Derby Supremacy
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And the responses:

30. We managed to get rid of Jack f***ing Colback ha ha
29. Have to open it up to 6 places before stats fall in your favour?
28. Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha 6 in a f***ing row.

Do they actually get any good ones during the rest of the countdown? :lol:
 
Jardin said:
And the responses:

30. We managed to get rid of Jack f***ing Colback ha ha
29. Have to open it up to 6 places before stats fall in your favour?
28. Pah ha ha ha ha ha ha 6 in a f***ing row.

Do they actually get any good ones during the rest of the countdown? :lol:
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Not sure mate, haven't;t read it all yet (been laughing too much), but if they're like them, I cant see it. FFS the next five points are the 5 goals in the 5-1

rowley2 said:
Bloody hell. "Stealing" a player who is now stealing a massive living from you is hardly something to boast about. I'd be keeping quiet.

As for the other two!
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Surely got to be written years ago. Nee way they are that deluded.
 
Veryoldrokerender said:
They didn't come up with that although I was told three times if they'd scored against Villa we would have gone down not them. I had to do basic sums to get them to understand that would have made two points difference not three so we'd have had them on GD. Thick as a really thicky thick person.
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haha!! I've had to explain that one to them too...

They just keep thinking that it is 3 points dropped!!

The look on their faces when the penny drops is worth the explaining.

nuggets...
 
i love a monday morning read of toonspackas, knowing they have spent parts of their weekend reading here and posting about how obsessed every single sunderland supporter is with them :lol: proper gimps, ben and neil fuming as usual

"lads, does anyone want me to say anything to them over on the smb??" :lol::lol::lol:
 
Plank said:
i love a monday morning read of toonspackas, knowing they have spent parts of their weekend reading here and posting about how obsessed every single sunderland supporter is with them :lol: proper gimps, ben and neil fuming as usual

"lads, does anyone want me to say anything to them over on the smb??" :lol::lol::lol:
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Rattled.
 
ProfessionalMackem said:
Not sure mate, haven't;t read it all yet (been laughing too much), but if they're like them, I cant see it. FFS the next five points are the 5 goals in the 5-1



Surely got to be written years ago. Nee way they are that deluded.
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Plus I think we are level in Derby wins overall now, so they can wipe number 30 off that list anarl
 
Reiver said:
Yeah, you lot sit in that corner where George, the old soldier from the DLI, usually holds court.

One of your lot knows my son Graham from Mansfield.
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Aye that's right, I don't know your lad though.A lot of our lot are sons of mackems and never lived there, me though born Sunderland and ex Hendon/Hylton Castle been away in Cumbria since 1979.I'll PM you next home match we are at come and say hello.;) Nee fighting mind.
 
Wood Green Mackem said:
anyone thinking we should lay off..

never forget

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Is this really the same guy as uploaded that video?:

<< Serial sex offender Kane Hutchison’s lack of remorse is laid bare in a letter from his prison cell.
The 25-year-old football coach from Gateshead sent a hand-written note to a friend after his conviction for abusing a young boy, in which he claims to have been ‘set-up’
Hutchison was jailed for three years last August for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old boy after offering to take him to watch a football match.

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He used the Gremlins name to impress some young people and to threaten others. It worked both ways. But he was never a member of the Gremlins.”
Hutchison was handed a three-year football banning order after running on to the pitch during a 2011 game between Darlington and Newcastle United.
And the man believes he used this as a badge of honour to attract youngsters.
“All he was convicted of was running on a football pitch,” he said. “But he used that banning order to impress young lads.”
“He was using a lot of different things. He plied kids with drink, and he was saying he was an agent and they would get football careers. He was also saying he was doing football injury courses and he wanted to practise massages.” >>

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