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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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Teed said:
They're keeping well quiet about this mind

FOOTBALLER Papiss Cisse’s first wife told yesterday how they falsified their son’s birth date on documents — so no one would know he got her pregnant at 13.

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That story was a total fabrication, man. You only have to take one look at the photoshopped picture to deduce that.

Let's not get into that though as there's an obvious path for it to go down on here and there's no point in derailing the thread...
 

Sima said:
That story was a total fabrication, man. You only have to take one look at the photoshopped picture to deduce that.

Let's not get into that though as there's an obvious path for it to go down on here and there's no point in derailing the thread...
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:lol: Aye right.
 
CARLOS CLASS said:
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Well, it's just nonsense isn't it. Newcastle fans aren't our biggest threat in getting promoted back to the Premier League, it'll be the other teams down there.

I get that you use these tired inaccurate cliches about Newcastle fans as a means of supporting your side, but it's entirely possible to raise something up without putting something else down. Healthier too. :)
 
The Fish said:
Does a weekend equal a while to you? Your missus must be really disappointed with your ability to gauge time.:lol:
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A while - a period of indeterminate length

e.g. Newcastle United could be in the Championship a while.

Judging by some of your responses to me last week, your missus must have been really disappointed with your ability to count. :lol:
 
The Fish said:
Well, it's just nonsense isn't it. Newcastle fans aren't our biggest threat in getting promoted back to the Premier League, it'll be the other teams down there.

I get that you use these tired inaccurate cliches about Newcastle fans as a means of supporting your side, but it's entirely possible to raise something up without putting something else down. Healthier too. :)
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So you don't think your supporters cry baby, nothing is ever good for us antics don't inhibit your club????

Ok then! :D
 
The Fish said:
Well, it's just nonsense isn't it. Newcastle fans aren't our biggest threat in getting promoted back to the Premier League, it'll be the other teams down there.

I get that you use these tired inaccurate cliches about Newcastle fans as a means of supporting your side, but it's entirely possible to raise something up without putting something else down. Healthier too. :)
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You say "inaccurate cliches" but there is masses of evidence to support them.
 
Quite simply, if he was highly thought of in Europe he would not be managing in the second tier of England.

He'd have job offers.

He doesn't. So he will probably stay because there is no other job.

He will probably get promoted at the first attempt and he'll play organised defensive football back in Premier League.

Pretty standard stuff. He's not the new messiah but he's making all the mistakes the previous ones have by encouraging silly thoughts of European football.

They'll turn on him when they realise he's pretty average, when managing a pretty average team. In fact Big Sam got his team up far more aggressive and attacking for games that needed to be won... But no. Benitez is the better manager apparently.

Pull up a chair and get some popcorn. It will all implode in impossible levels of acrimony in less than 3 years. Just a shame we have to wait for them to get promoted to watch it all unfold.
 
10 Trenches Deep said:
Quite simply, if he was highly thought of in Europe he would not be managing in the second tier of England.

He'd have job offers.

He doesn't. So he will probably stay because there is no other job.

He will probably get promoted at the first attempt and he'll play organised defensive football back in Premier League.

Pretty standard stuff. He's not the new messiah but he's making all the mistakes the previous ones have by encouraging silly thoughts of European football.

They'll turn on him when they realise he's pretty average, when managing a pretty average team. In fact Big Sam got his team up far more aggressive and attacking for games that needed to be won... But no. Benitez is the better manager apparently.

Pull up a chair and get some popcorn. It will all implode in impossible levels of acrimony in less than 3 years. Just a shame we have to wait for them to get promoted to watch it all unfold.
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Your about right, however I'm not so sure that getting out of the championship will be that easy.....Popcorn at the ready....
 
I wonder if its crossed their minds what a bunch of tossers they will look like when in about three years they want rid

And we can all fall back and laugh at the "begging" of him to stay
 
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