Katie Price (Jordan) to be jailed for driving offences?

[Will e]

All the caked on make up anarl. I pulled a lass in a neetclub once. Didn't realise how much make she wore until I got in a taxi the next morning from hers and the driver started smirking. He pulled the mirror round and one half of my face was bright orange. He said "where to Tango man?"

The thing that gets me is they actually think it looks good FFS.

 

[FatCat2402]

Plastic face, plastic lips, plastic tits, plastic arse. Fanny the size of Texas and probably smells like a tin of sardines left on a radiator for a month. I'm not too sure I understand the attraction, but each to their own.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Plastic face, plastic lips, plastic tits, plastic arse. Fanny the size of Texas and probably smells like a tin of sardines left on a radiator for a month. I'm not too sure I understand the attraction, but each to their own.

I hate cosmetic surgery, with the exception of getting the tits done. & I'm not attracted to her in any way.

I'd still give her a length, though.

 

[hank williams]

Polis chatted to her for an hour

bet they got her autograph & had selfies with her

 

[mikemanc]

The thing that gets me is they actually think it looks good FFS.

Clearly @Paddy O'Dors does too

 

[FatCat2402]

I hate cosmetic surgery, with the exception of getting the tits done. & I'm not attracted to her in any way.

I'd still give her a length, though.

Just fuck a vat of playdoh. I expect it'll be the same

Polis chatted to her for an hour

bet they got her autograph & had selfies with her

They probably made her airtight

 

[Fred Secrets]

Just fuck a vat of playdoh. I expect it'll be the same


They probably made her airtight

Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?

 

[FatCat2402]

Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?

Of course

 

[Fred Secrets]

Of course

Good.

 

[Daz965]

I just saw Katie Price in panto. Never again.
Every time the audience shouted, "He's behind you!" she bent over and spread her legs

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Jail the bitch

 

[Hettonlass]

Her driving ban is over, just get a fine imo

 

[Vinyl Score]

It seems other "bimbos" get away with driving crimes:

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Summary, she was 1.5 times over limit, but said she was taking a friend to Hospital, but there was no real evidence of this. Judges just cream themselves over totty, don't they?

 

[monkeytassle]

It seems other "bimbos" get away with driving crimes:

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Summary, she was 1.5 times over limit, but said she was taking a friend to Hospital, but there was no real evidence of this. Judges just cream themselves over totty, don't they?

Absolute discharge? That's a f***ing joke.

 

[Goat Eyes]

It seems other "bimbos" get away with driving crimes:

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Summary, she was 1.5 times over limit, but said she was taking a friend to Hospital, but there was no real evidence of this. Judges just cream themselves over totty, don't they?

Beggars belief that mind!

 

[Walter H. White]

It seems other "bimbos" get away with driving crimes:

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Summary, she was 1.5 times over limit, but said she was taking a friend to Hospital, but there was no real evidence of this. Judges just cream themselves over totty, don't they?

Even if there was a friend who was unwell, isn’t the law that you don’t further endanger anybody travelling the hospital?

Thats why red lights, speed limits etc still apply even in emergency situations. Never mind being bloody pissed.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

I just saw Katie Price in panto. Never again.
Every time the audience shouted, "He's behind you!" she bent over and spread her legs

Home | NE Adult Panto

www.neadultpanto.com

You heading off to see her again?

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

It seems other "bimbos" get away with driving crimes:

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Summary, she was 1.5 times over limit, but said she was taking a friend to Hospital, but there was no real evidence of this. Judges just cream themselves over totty, don't they?

Im more shocked shes a project manager at 20. Must be a shit company

 

[Shandy drinker]

It seems other "bimbos" get away with driving crimes:

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Summary, she was 1.5 times over limit, but said she was taking a friend to Hospital, but there was no real evidence of this. Judges just cream themselves over totty, don't they?

Project manager
Everyone was in agreement
She could of killed someone

Absolute discharge? That's a f***ing joke.

She’ll be caught again

 

[Kent_Mackem]

Project manager
Everyone was in agreement
She could of killed someone

She’ll be caught again

Something’s amiss here with the reporting.

The driving ban (minimum of 12 months) is mandatory for drink driving convictions. The magistrates have no power to waive it. (Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988)

They can adjust the fine and come out of their sentencing guidelines on the length of ban once above 12 months based on mitigating circumstances of the case, but if plead/found guilty the defendant must be banned for at least 12 months.