dangermows
Striker
Havent seen him for ages. Apparently he just got back from Boston (he was right where the bomb went off but all that happened was the force blew a sarnie out his hand )
Can add this to his other belters:
1. He had to get rid of his car cos it was so fast that every time he put his foot down he got blown through the back window.
2. He karate chopped a seagull in half as it flew past.
3. He didnt get a job in the fire service not because he is a fatty but because he has fire proof skin (which wasnt fair on the other applicants).
:roll:
Can add this to his other belters:
1. He had to get rid of his car cos it was so fast that every time he put his foot down he got blown through the back window.
2. He karate chopped a seagull in half as it flew past.
3. He didnt get a job in the fire service not because he is a fatty but because he has fire proof skin (which wasnt fair on the other applicants).
:roll: