Just been asked this in the office (Newcastle based)

[Leake Makem]

Would you support Newcastle for £1m?

I said no but in reality £10m might cause me a serious debate hahaha

What would it take for you? Serious answers only....

 

[Mowgli]

You'd be mental to turn down £1m

 

[JL1985]

I could. All you would need to do is cover yourself in piss and shout 'Toon Army.

 

[palm 1]

How can you support a team for money ? Yeah you could attend games and do a decent acting job , but you could never truly support another team .
For ten million I’d probably get Almiron’s face tattooed across my back .

 

[genewolf]

Would I say I supported Newcastle for £1m. Yeah, where do I sign up?

 

[bedlington mackem]

Would I say I supported Newcastle for £1m. Yeah, where do I sign up?

Yeah …its easy enough to convince others by lying…..so why not ?

 

[League Wan]

I would say I would for 1m but deep down I would never really would. What if youd blow the cash, could you then laser the nufc tattoo off and burn your shitty barcode top?

 

[Trauntrian]

Not sure it's possible to actually choose to care about something but you can easily pretend to care about something is doable.

In short, yes, I would lie and pretend I gave a toss about Newcastle United for £1m if offered

 

[makumstu]

I'd suck a dick for a million, just want the cash up front next time...

 

[JERUDONG No.10]

Nah. £1m wouldn’t really change my life in truth. But knowing that I was a gravy-chugging, horse-punching, barcode-wearing loser would be the end for me.

 

[skullmeister]

No chance

 

[70s traveller]

Give me the money...

How long would I have to be outwardly seen as one before changing colours as quite a few of their "fans" I knew changed back & forward depending on who seemed to be doing best

 

[Trauntrian]

£1m wouldn’t really change my life in truth.

How much money would you have to have before £1m didn't change your life????

 

[Lonz]

It’s only football. That’s a life changing amount.

 

[ilovehorswill]

From what I’ve seen you watch matches on Sky while pretending to be at Sid James for every match

I’d be happy to take £1 million and live anywhere in the world

 

[ErichZann]

I'd even shag Amanda for that

 

[Hodgie1979]

I'd suck a dick for a million, just want the cash up front next time...

 

[BucketBiff]

I could. All you would need to do is cover yourself in piss and shout 'Toon Army.

Forgot the gravy splats on your trousers and top

 

[What A Waster]

I'd do almost anything for £1m.

 

[Deleted member 7993]

Would you support Newcastle for £1m?

I said no but in reality £10m might cause me a serious debate hahaha

What would it take for you? Serious answers only....

What's the timescale? I could maybe support them for the 10 secs it took for them to perhaps score a goal that saw Man U relegated. Now where do I get my million ?