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I should think not. You are a better class of duck.I never did this
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I should think not. You are a better class of duck.I never did this
Ha! Aye and he’ll be back on playing the big lad soon, complaining about jokes and recipes that keep the thread going.I should think not. You are a better class of duck.
A quality taleA duck goes into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a sandwich.
The barman says... " but your a duck..... and you can talk.....?"
The duck says "Yes, I'm a duck, and I talk. Look, I work on the building site over the road and I only get half an hour lunch break. Can I have my beer and sandwich?"
So the barman serves him and the duck returns every day at the same time. The barman builds up a relationship with the duck, talks to him about all manner of things and looks forward to the duck's lunch break.
One day a circus comes to town. The circus boss goes to the pub to ask if they will allow the circus to be advertised in the pub. The barman says to the circus owner "You've got to see this duck that comes in here everyday for a beer and a sandwich. He can talk and everything. He'd be brilliant in your circus!"
The Circus owner says "Sounds interesting, tell him to come and see me, might be a good job for him..."
Next time the duck goes to the pub the barman says "Hey, I might have set you up. The circus down the road think theuy could give you a good job."
The duck is bemused. " The circus? What that one that just set up down the road?"
"Yes that's the one."
"What the one with the big tent with ethe pole coming out of the top?"
"Yes, you got to go and see them..."
"Well, I'll be buggered... What the **** do they need a plasterer in there for....?"
11 pages 2k views. 200 replies. No sign of sleeping beauty. Shocking.Ha! Aye and he’ll be back on playing the big lad soon, complaining about jokes and recipes that keep the thread going.
He sleeps more during the day than The Little Duckling.
A quality tale
11 pages 2k views. 200 replies. No sign of sleeping beauty. Shocking.
He should be ashamed. He’ll be on in a bit commenting on how he never got 4000 views.Another day where we do all the work and he takes all the credit for it
3 ducks walk into a bar one evry
The barkeep says to the first, whats yr name
Huey came the reply
ok Huey, how’s ya day gone?
Great he says, pottering around Weshington, jumping around, in & out of puddles
Barkeep asks the same of duck No 2
Dewey he says & I’ve been pottering around Weshington, humping about, in & out of puddles, been brilliant
barkeep says to No 3, I guess you are Louie & been pottering in Weshington, jumping around & in & out of puddles?
No says No 3, I am Puddles
Afternoon GS xGood afternoon @Rip Van Fish ,I hope the day finds you well.
As an aside has anyone spoken to @Horley Chorley ? Is he ok?
As a further aside I hate cleaning my hair off the brushbar of the hoover.
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replied, "Hell, Im not worried, it won't affect us ducks."3 ducks walk into a bar one evening
The barkeep says to the first, whats yr name
Huey came the reply
ok Huey, how’s ya day gone?
Great he says, pottering around Weshington, jumping around, in & out of puddles
Barkeep asks the same of duck No 2
Dewey he says & I’ve been pottering around Weshington, jumping about, in & out of puddles, been brilliant
barkeep says to No 3, I guess you are Louie & been pottering in Weshington, jumping around & in & out of puddles?
No says No 3, I am Puddles
Afternnon OCGood afternoon, RVF.
Good afternoon!
Bit fuzzy...but, on the positive side, pretty much everything seems funny right now
Enjoy your day
Afternoon RAfternoon
You do that SirI am planning on doing so, yes. Might make some food too, if Hank would post some decent recipes
Afternoon, Rip.
Will lick some wound and come back stronger
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replied, "Hell, Im not worried, it won't affect us ducks."
Hope its on Double YellowsIt looks like she’s just parking her broomstick outside
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." The other cow looked astonished and says "no way, I don't believe you!" and the first one said "yes, it's true, no bull."
Three friends went to the Doctors to try and find a cure for their ailments.
One is an alcoholic, the second is a chain smoker and the third a raging Poofter.
The Doctor said to each one that if they carried on their individual ailments they would die.
On the way out the alcoholic said to the other two- "Fuck it, lets go to the pub, I'm buying."
They all supped their respective pints and the alcoholic dropped dead on the spot.
The other two left the pub and once outside the chain smoker noticed a burning cigarette butt on the pavement.
The poofter said, "Just think, if you bend down and pick that up we will both be Dead."
A polar bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
Good advice, never marry or go out with a lass with big hands!. "Your hands make my duck look bigger.
A polar bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender serves him and remarks «We’ve got a cocktail named after you, though»
«You’ve got a cocktail named Jimmy?»
Very true marra.Good advice, never marry or go out with a lass with big hands!
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