IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN......

[Shandy drinker]

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/17978767.poundland-bordered-following-bishop-auckland-ram-raid/

great new idea for a Viz column

 

[hypersonic]

Heard about this at the weekend.

11pm is hardly a great time to be driving your tractor into the wall of a shop given that the Wednesday drinkers will have been ambling home around that time.

 

[AlpineExile]

"bordered"?

 

[Jon Dough]

Sell the haul at a third of its retail rice for a quick sale 33.3p

 

[Tongey]

Shame it didnt get the new pub thats opened up.

 

[Redandwhitedust]

Same place where a bloke tried to rob a bank with a bottle of carpet shampoo not so long ago IIRC?

Crime really isnt their thing is it!

 

[hypersonic]

Same place where a bloke tried to rob a bank with a bottle of carpet shampoo not so long ago IIRC?

Crime really isnt their thing is it!

You've not been recently then

Perfume thief threatened Boots staff: "If you don’t get out of my way I’m going to smash your f*****g face in"

She's wearing most of the stuff she nicked in the photo