Mashed on bottles tonight. Shaved in quite a severe tash and good lord it looks superb.
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PicsMashed on bottles tonight. Shaved in quite a severe tash and good lord it looks superb.
No. No, I'm not OK.
I've been caught for 1440ml of Bulmers, for fuck sake! Although, it's 4.5% instead of the usual 4.3%, so I reckon I can claim back a few ml on the strength of that.
I couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag.
& I'm at home. My house is a house of love & good vibes.
I thought everyone in Ireland could scrap.
Not true. Watched that Irish lad Conor McGregor against Floyd Mayweather and it was a joke. Meant to have a big left hand yet he got embarrassed.
Conor is solid. He just isn't a boxer.
My wife's grandad is Irish and i reckon I'd knock his block off in a square go
You would struggle to knock a wank out.
This is true.
However he's 97 and doesn't know what f***ing day it is or who his family is, so a cricket bat round the jaw would render me the victor.
Ergo, he's Irish and not got at fighting
I could nack our lasses great gran. She isn't Irish like but I could definitely bray her. I won't though it would cause tension in the family.
Just do it. Blame it on lockdown tensions. Finally flipped after 2 month on the drink
She's been in hospital after a fall. Would feel extra guilt.
Get the fag packet out for some maths.
I thought everyone in Ireland could scrap.
Makes your job easier though.
If I'm getting paid for it I'm game as a badger but I haven't had a contract offer.
Fuck that. It's done. I've written the loss off.
No, we can't all scrap. I honestly can't fight. Which is good, because if I thought I could, I'd probably have gotten a few slaps throughout the years.
I'd rather work with Dana.Call her out on twitter, get the ball rolling. Eddie Hearn might take the bait
Could murder a couple of isolation grams of coca cola like.
99% of blokes can't fight mate but only about 50% know they can't.
I'd rather work with Dana.
I'm pretty much like my avatar because of it now. I'm checking the spellings on my posts about 8 times.
I'm one of the 50% of the 99% then.
f***ing hell.There is no Dana
Only Zuul.