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Striker
In:
Cords
Deer stalkers
Ray Ban Olympians
Fleeces that make you look like a gorilla
Hot chocolate
The Belgian Yachting look
Bumping into people you haven’t seen for twenty years
Strategically placed sticking plasters
Limes
Max Headroom
Cabaret Voltaire
Hygge
Burlington socks
Chipie
Military grade haircuts
Brussel sprout sandwiches
Pistachio ice cream
Copping a feel
Feeling a cop
Wearing your Maharishi ski mask to do the shopping
A Certain Ratio (again)
Out:
The pizza place at The Barnes
Blokes in their forties still talking bullshit
Blokes in their thirties wearing skinny jeans
Meat
Smucker’s Goober Jelly
Moaning fuckers
Taking the wrong turn
Cardigans with shawl collars
Tattoos
Spunking a small fortune on aftershave
Liver
Capital f***ing Radio
Missing the binmen
TV dramas about fluid gender children
Christmas shops
False tits
Blokes getting Botox
Shetland wool underpants
Travelling for work
People who start conversations when you’re having a piss
Cords
Deer stalkers
Ray Ban Olympians
Fleeces that make you look like a gorilla
Hot chocolate
The Belgian Yachting look
Bumping into people you haven’t seen for twenty years
Strategically placed sticking plasters
Limes
Max Headroom
Cabaret Voltaire
Hygge
Burlington socks
Chipie
Military grade haircuts
Brussel sprout sandwiches
Pistachio ice cream
Copping a feel
Feeling a cop
Wearing your Maharishi ski mask to do the shopping
A Certain Ratio (again)
Out:
The pizza place at The Barnes
Blokes in their forties still talking bullshit
Blokes in their thirties wearing skinny jeans
Meat
Smucker’s Goober Jelly
Moaning fuckers
Taking the wrong turn
Cardigans with shawl collars
Tattoos
Spunking a small fortune on aftershave
Liver
Capital f***ing Radio
Missing the binmen
TV dramas about fluid gender children
Christmas shops
False tits
Blokes getting Botox
Shetland wool underpants
Travelling for work
People who start conversations when you’re having a piss