Ins/outs: May

[mini-x2]

In

Japanese fishing jackets
Wedges
Unexpected windfalls
Pan con tomate
Walking into the party like you’re walking into a yacht
The Byline Times
Flower Mountain
Marvin Gaye’s lost album
The hidden Argentinian quarter of Hastings Hill
The Falklands as a new party resort
Discovering someone you worked with has been in a porno
Hummel
Socks with sandals
White jeans
The Belgian Marina-Punk look
Watching foreign tv on Netflix without subtitles
Snooker hooliganism
Copping a feel
Feeling a cop
Short swimming shorts

Out:

Adidads
Being loud in the pub
Craftkerteers
Tattoos
Looking like Bully Beef with Turkey Teeth
Barry Siddall getting in the Rosedene
Riding horse and carts
Caning it in your fifties
ISIS beards
Wearing black
Blokes dyeing their eyebrows
Cole Buxton
Knowing what’s in the charts
Ladyboys living in your shed
Benny Dorm
People wearing Kanye Wests at the beach
Shouting at buses
Gangs of lads wearing bumbags
Comedy skinheads

 

[CPLforever]

Darn....was waiting with baited breath. Was really hoping cowboy boots would be in.

And I wear a lot lot of black.

On the up side I wear socks with sandals.

Intrigued by the Belgian Marina punk look. Might have to investigate further.

 

[HABA87]

Walking into the party like you’re walking into a yacht

Sounds painful.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

a strong selection as ever. It’s my go to as The Face magazine used to be for people

 

[Frank Bullitt]

Where did you find Marvins lost album?

 

[Big Jeff]

In

Japanese fishing jackets
Wedges
Unexpected windfalls
Pan con tomate
Walking into the party like you’re walking into a yacht
The Byline Times
Flower Mountain
Marvin Gaye’s lost album
The hidden Argentinian quarter of Hastings Hill
The Falklands as a new party resort
Discovering someone you worked with has been in a porno
Hummel
Socks with sandals
White jeans
The Belgian Marina-Punk look
Watching foreign tv on Netflix without subtitles
Snooker hooliganism
Copping a feel
Feeling a cop
Short swimming shorts

Out:

Adidads
Being loud in the pub
Craftkerteers
Tattoos
Looking like Bully Beef with Turkey Teeth
Barry Siddall getting in the Rosedene
Riding horse and carts
Caning it in your fifties
ISIS beards
Wearing black
Blokes dyeing their eyebrows
Cole Buxton
Knowing what’s in the charts
Ladyboys living in your shed
Benny Dorm
People wearing Kanye Wests at the beach
Shouting at buses
Gangs of lads wearing bumbags
Comedy skinheads

Oh dear - I’m doomed and damned.
I do have a Japanese fishing rod and reel but alas no jacket

 

[Dan The Man]

Had a feeling I would see Hummel on the ins list

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Sounds painful.

That was my first thought

Looking like Bully Beef with Turkey Teeth. Is a great line

 

[Hosey69]

I bought a snake belt on the previous in/out recommendation. Things out all ready!! going straight in the next charity bag

 

[Lukas73]

ooh I'm in

 

[Rubberglove]

Snooker hooliganism- The Inner City Crucible

 

[HesThereLad]

Snooker hooliganism- The Inner City Crucible

147 crew

 

[Dubai Si]

Out:

Ladyboys living in your shed

Ah FFS! I've just moved Ting Ting (AKA Dave) in

 

[mini-x2]

147 crew

You have been nominated and dealt with by THE MATCHROOM MOB

 

[riffraff]

Where did you find Marvins lost album?

In Marvin’s auld Belgian landlords loft apparently. Seriously. Legalities gannin on as I post.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

Out:
Blokes dyeing their eyebrows

I know I don't get out much these days but is this actually a thing?

 

[mini-x2]

I know I don't get out much these days but is this actually a thing?

It sure is. Been down the beach this morning and bumped into @Gillythedilf and I’ve got to say his wife has done a great job. Not sure he suits ‘Raven Black’ but they were looking splendid

 

[Latka Gravas]

Where did you find Marvins lost album?

Not sure, but I know where you can hear it.

 

[alexander]

In

Japanese fishing jackets
Wedges
Unexpected windfalls
Pan con tomate
Walking into the party like you’re walking into a yacht
The Byline Times
Flower Mountain
Marvin Gaye’s lost album
The hidden Argentinian quarter of Hastings Hill
The Falklands as a new party resort
Discovering someone you worked with has been in a porno
Hummel
Socks with sandals
White jeans
The Belgian Marina-Punk look
Watching foreign tv on Netflix without subtitles
Snooker hooliganism
Copping a feel
Feeling a cop
Short swimming shorts

Out:

Adidads
Being loud in the pub
Craftkerteers
Tattoos
Looking like Bully Beef with Turkey Teeth
Barry Siddall getting in the Rosedene
Riding horse and carts
Caning it in your fifties
ISIS beards
Wearing black
Blokes dyeing their eyebrows
Cole Buxton
Knowing what’s in the charts
Ladyboys living in your shed
Benny Dorm
People wearing Kanye Wests at the beach
Shouting at buses
Gangs of lads wearing bumbags
Comedy skinheads

Good stuff.

Was expecting Fernsehgarten to be on the In list with the new season kicking off twenty days from now. But then it came to me, Fernsehgarten is always In.

 

[mini-x2]

Good stuff.

Was expecting Fernsehgarten to be on the In list with the new season kicking off twenty days from now. But then it came to me, Fernsehgarten is always In.

This.