mini-x2
Striker
Ins:
The Brazilian Kajagoogoo look
Hard-case seagulls
Coffee benders
Irreverence
Offering your laptop out in frustration
Getting off one
Plastic flowers
Being lean and trim
Patagonia
Doing keepy ups with a mouth organ
Sapporo lager
Shitting on your neighbours lawn at 3.40 a.m.
Not liking Northern Soul
Staring at rude boys
Falling down stairs pissed
Watermelon
Gear change wanks
Flicking snot on people's backs
Asking the waiter to join you
Japanese black pudding
Piccalilli from Juniper's Pantry
Blue Duran Duran-style suits
Volleying the milkman
Balancing corned beef
Standing on kids' toys
Asking for a gobble
Riding a pizza
Exposing gobshites
Feeling a right tit
Getting a balloon attached to a stick off the rag man
Swerving coke ‘eds
Hiring a fully made up clown to wake your mate up who's been on nightshift
Outs:
Saying “Ow man”
Asking for a pint of walnuts at your local
Remembering the Goodies
The Chilean Travis bickle look
Beards
Cock eyed cockneys
Waistcoats
Skinny lad legs
The Sun
Circumcised budgies
Cardboard pyjamas
Anti-social Socialists
Dramatic photos of oneself in the theatre
Sugary armpits
Getting someone else to reply on your behalf
Tattoos (again)
Being dead serious
Still talking about 'Breaking Bad'
Excusing yourself
Self-declared hard men
Cars with love handles
Parsnip parties
Hiding in bushes stalking Mini-x2
The Brazilian Kajagoogoo look
Hard-case seagulls
Coffee benders
Irreverence
Offering your laptop out in frustration
Getting off one
Plastic flowers
Being lean and trim
Patagonia
Doing keepy ups with a mouth organ
Sapporo lager
Shitting on your neighbours lawn at 3.40 a.m.
Not liking Northern Soul
Staring at rude boys
Falling down stairs pissed
Watermelon
Gear change wanks
Flicking snot on people's backs
Asking the waiter to join you
Japanese black pudding
Piccalilli from Juniper's Pantry
Blue Duran Duran-style suits
Volleying the milkman
Balancing corned beef
Standing on kids' toys
Asking for a gobble
Riding a pizza
Exposing gobshites
Feeling a right tit
Getting a balloon attached to a stick off the rag man
Swerving coke ‘eds
Hiring a fully made up clown to wake your mate up who's been on nightshift
Outs:
Saying “Ow man”
Asking for a pint of walnuts at your local
Remembering the Goodies
The Chilean Travis bickle look
Beards
Cock eyed cockneys
Waistcoats
Skinny lad legs
The Sun
Circumcised budgies
Cardboard pyjamas
Anti-social Socialists
Dramatic photos of oneself in the theatre
Sugary armpits
Getting someone else to reply on your behalf
Tattoos (again)
Being dead serious
Still talking about 'Breaking Bad'
Excusing yourself
Self-declared hard men
Cars with love handles
Parsnip parties
Hiding in bushes stalking Mini-x2
