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I'm in the mood to chat with the mags

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No, you wouldn't catch me going to Teneriffe it's chavvy as fuck.

Thomson sell neither ham or beef sandwiches as part of their in flight snack menu, so as I say yet another made up story.
You lads do love making your stories up don't :)
Well they did just shout sarnies, but it still had the passengers chuckling away. Sorry it was six mags, but there you go. Must of hit a raw nerve if you think Tenerife is chavvy as fuck. I'm just thankful they weren't at our hotel. But there again we were at a classy hotel, fuk knows where the mags all inclusive was, but I'm sure a fork and spoon would of been quite adequate for them.
 

Well they did just shout sarnies, but it still had the passengers chuckling away. Sorry it was six mags, but there you go. Must of hit a raw nerve if you think Tenerife is chavvy as fuck. I'm just thankful they weren't at our hotel. But there again we were at a classy hotel, fuk knows where the mags all inclusive was, but I'm sure a fork and spoon would of been quite adequate for them.
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Not the only melt on here mate ;)
A fine selection indeed.
 
Well they did just shout sarnies, but it still had the passengers chuckling away. Sorry it was six mags, but there you go. Must of hit a raw nerve if you think Tenerife is chavvy as fuck. I'm just thankful they weren't at our hotel. But there again we were at a classy hotel, fuk knows where the mags all inclusive was, but I'm sure a fork and spoon would of been quite adequate for them.

Going to Tenerife next month like. With Thomsons all inclusive anarl.

Need to check my paperwork...
 
Well they did just shout sarnies, but it still had the passengers chuckling away. Sorry it was six mags, but there you go. Must of hit a raw nerve if you think Tenerife is chavvy as fuck. I'm just thankful they weren't at our hotel. But there again we were at a classy hotel, fuk knows where the mags all inclusive was, but I'm sure a fork and spoon would of been quite adequate for them.
Tenerife classy, too funny.
 
I'm really disappointed with the lack of mag posting on this thread.
 
Well they did just shout sarnies, but it still had the passengers chuckling away. Sorry it was six mags, but there you go. Must of hit a raw nerve if you think Tenerife is chavvy as fuck. I'm just thankful they weren't at our hotel. But there again we were at a classy hotel, fuk knows where the mags all inclusive was, but I'm sure a fork and spoon would of been quite adequate for them.
So they didn't ask for a ham sandwich and a beef sandwich now then?
That's the bitch about being a bit of a jackanory, people keep catching you out and you keep having to change your story.
 
Where are the mags? Thought they would be all over the board.

Seen none
 
Mags!, On the plane to Tenerife me and our lass. Family of six get on, two in mag tops, naturally gobshites. During the flight the trolly dollies come round with drinks and scran. The mag scumbage gobbing off, aye giss a 2 vodka, 2 whiskies. Another shouting over how Billy tella to giss two ham sarnies and three beef sarnies awa heer.The lass serves them and said that will be £37. They gan Oh no, weer arl inclusive. Unbelievable.


Fookin class :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I got two tickets for Watford but gave them to the bloke who runs the bus from Peterlee.

I'm going to Jamaica instead. Look at me etc.......

But thanks for asking.
stay there skunk :lol::lol::lol:

Not a lot to look forward to, Wolves will be top regardless of the result and you will be bottom regardless of the result, could there be a more nothing game.
Looking forward to the game Saturday though, It's nice being able to watch the match and not be worrying that we might go down if you lose.
how the fuck can you go down if we lose :cool:

You lads like your made up stories don't you.
i don't think it is made up, just typical thick geordies tha'ts all.
 
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nothing, none of it happened
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: skunk

No, you wouldn't catch me going to Teneriffe it's chavvy as fuck.

Thomson sell neither ham or beef sandwiches as part of their in flight snack menu, so as I say yet another made up story.
You lads do love making your stories up don't :)
it f***ing was you on that plane you gravy stained twat :lol::lol::lol:
 
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Come forth, I won't bite.

Are you looking forward to the game on Sunday?

One to be seen at surely?
Absolutely Seething this poor sap :lol:
pamper up son,there will be "mags" in the SOS on sunday,and there will be pics :lol::lol::lol:
 
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