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I'm in the mood to chat with the mags

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Sombrero said:
I got two tickets for Watford but gave them to the bloke who runs the bus from Peterlee.

I'm going to Jamaica instead. Look at me etc.......

But thanks for asking.
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Hello. Who would have thought. There you go lads
 

AndyH said:
Not a lot to look forward to, Wolves will be top regardless of the result and you will be bottom regardless of the result, could there be a more nothing game.
Looking forward to the game Saturday though, It's nice being able to watch the match and not be worrying that we might go down if you lose.
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You'd still f***ing booooo if you lost and would still be Ashley's fault
 
Been a touch disappointing the response so far. Only one.

Very quiet it appears.
 
KNGHTHOOD said:
Mags!, On the plane to Tenerife me and our lass. Family of six get on, two in mag tops, naturally gobshites. During the flight the trolly dollies come round with drinks and scran. The mag scumbage gobbing off, aye giss a 2 vodka, 2 whiskies. Another shouting over how Billy tella to giss two ham sarnies and three beef sarnies awa heer.The lass serves them and said that will be £37. They gan Oh no, weer arl inclusive. Unbelievable.
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It’ll be like an Attenborough documentary watching those fuckers at an all inclusive restaurant
 
Very disappointing response. Have they all gone ?

Poor effort
 
KNGHTHOOD said:
Started rummaging for their paperwork. Till the bird said "look that only applies in the hotel". Had to pay, then saying to each other, "Thomsons nivver told us that. If we had narn that we wouldn't of ordered owt".
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I bet the airline were thankful they never carried vintage vats of gravy.
 
KNGHTHOOD said:
Thomsons. You weren't one of the six were you?
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No, you wouldn't catch me going to Teneriffe it's chavvy as fuck.

Thomson sell neither ham or beef sandwiches as part of their in flight snack menu, so as I say yet another made up story.
You lads do love making your stories up don't :)
 
I'm in the mood to chat with the Mags as well, but there's too many of them on here.
 
AndyH said:
No, you wouldn't catch me going to Teneriffe it's chavvy as fuck.

Thomson sell neither ham or beef sandwiches as part of their in flight snack menu, so as I say yet another made up story.
You lads do love making your stories up don't :)
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So, there’s no ham in a cheese and ham melt? Bastards. I want my money back.
 
KNGHTHOOD said:
Mags!, On the plane to Tenerife me and our lass. Family of six get on, two in mag tops, naturally gobshites. During the flight the trolly dollies come round with drinks and scran. The mag scumbage gobbing off, aye giss a 2 vodka, 2 whiskies. Another shouting over how Billy tella to giss two ham sarnies and three beef sarnies awa heer.The lass serves them and said that will be £37. They gan Oh no, weer arl inclusive. Unbelievable.
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Surprised they weren’t going to Elevenerife
 
Reiver said:
Ah yes, all those free tickets for SJP ;)

Have a good time mate ..... Peterlee to Jamaica eh, one paradise to another.
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Cheers mate. Just been talking to a bloke who's just come back. He wanted to go to a bank off the complex and got escorted by a big Rasta with a machete. Bit rough like
 
Sombrero said:
Cheers mate. Just been talking to a bloke who's just come back.

He wanted to go to a bank off the complex and got escorted by a big Rasta with a machete. Bit rough like
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Home from home for you mate .... Shotton Axemen ;)
 
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