I'm gaining weight like never before

Discussion in 'Diet and Exercise' started by Lewberry pie, Jan 17, 2019.

  1. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    Not a drug user but 33 now and weigh 95kg, I cut to make 90kg for comps but in the last few years it seems I have to basically eat nothing but veg and chicken then water manipulation to reach target weight.

    Has anyone else had this as they got older, I mean not people who just got fat cause they were lazy, it's just like my body can gain muscle as well and is just not an effort, whereas before I had to eat loads to gain weight.
     
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  2. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    In my 20’s I could go to the gym for one week and notice a difference. Soon as you turn 30 all that turns to shit
     
  3. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    Sleep deprivation with kids doesn't help like
     
  4. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

  5. I am 46, lean, very muscular and athletic, pics on request.
     
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  6. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Can you get your legs behind your ears?
     
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  7. Not a chance! I have done 3 months of yoga but I’m trying Pilates for the next few months. You whippersnappers need to train your core and work on flexibility. Your neck, hands and fingers will be shagged from using gadgets.
     
  8. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Like dildos?
     
  9. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    Would you 2 fuck each other on your own time
     
  10. :lol: Are young guys using them now?

    Anyhow is the OPs metabolism slowing down? TAWTFAFT mate.

    Shut it lardy bum and pack in scoffing your Bourbon cremes.
     
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  11. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Fat old slut.

    Anyway, no idea what’s going on. You must be canny big like carrying that weight at your height.

    I’m only about 96kg.
     
  12. conrad

    conrad Midfield

    Start counting ya macros bud
     
  13. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    he won't understand mate, he's thick as fuck.
     
  14. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Fat and thick by the sounds of things Ross.

    Must be like a little bouncy ball with a face drawn on.
     
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  15. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    ah so you've met him too? Looks like a disheveled goblin
     
  16. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Just seen him in social media form. Replaced my phone cos I thought there was summit wrong with the screen the first time like.
     
  17. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    I'm absolutely majestic in the flesh like, the camera doesn't do me justice
     
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  18. jackynutmeg

    jackynutmeg Winger

    Not as honed as me mate....and I'm 12 years older than you.
     
  19. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    I thought it was only supposed to add 10lbs tho.
     
  20. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    This is great banter, it really is.
     

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