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Ideas for SAFC.com features


Signed Seelt Delivered

Jenson decides which of a multitude of loan offers to accept. In Episode 1 he faces down an angry Dutchman after rejecting his advances


Squeaky Sadiki

Noah tackles the nations noisy hinges armed with nothing more than silicone spray and a winning smile


The Trai Tors

Which of his Sunderland team mates would drop him for Geertruida? Hume plays detective in this gripping reality show.
 
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A day in the life of Ticket office staff.

Watch them pissing around like the chuckle brothers, bit of ant and dec prank calls, now tell them we have suspended your Newcastle ticket….. a cheeky game of hide and seek where the find blocks of home tickets the day before kick kick off and have a little Britain sketch where they all get to say, ‘computer says no’…
 
Milan Alex Itch

Sunderland fan Alex heads for Italy to realise a life time ambition to find out what it would be like to be a Mackem in Milan.
 
Hjelden Sqaure

Leo investigates the history of the indoor shopping centre from Eldon Square (where shopping centres were probably invented) to Meadowhall where he currently hangs out.
 
Ban the Fan

Fans have to travel the length and breath of the country watching games whilst all the while trying to avoid the Ticket Office Manager who is in pursuit, hot on their heels. If they get caught he gives them a 3 year ban.
 
ghisolfis coffees

Florent ghisolfi explores the north east coffee scene sampling the famous Greggs vanilla latte and costas flat white as well as many others from coffee shops in the region.
 
Vulcano’s Volcanoes
Sunderland A.F.C. ex coach, Luciano Vulcano makes the argument that Mt Etna deserves its place as the undisputed champion of the earths volcanic eruptors.

Series 2
Vulcano’s Vulcans
Sunderland A.F.C. ex coach adds the latest chapter to the ongoing debate about which Vulcan is the best. In this series he concentrates on the big two. Dr. Spock Vs. The main exhibit at the Sunderland Air Museum, Usworth.
 
They sometimes bring back old players for these features..

Through the Ki-hole

Quietly effective Sunderland loanee Sung-Yeung interviews young footballers whose careers were cut short after knee surgery.
I just can’t get Mayenda way

Elizer runs a dating clinic for long term virgins
Came in late last night and found myself giggling at this all over again.
 
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Daylight Brobbery

Brian takes an afternoon stroll around the shit tip inviting locals to tell him he stole the three points off wuh, with predictable, look-away-now results.

Bert's shirts

TV for schools. The well-travelled Burkinabé wide man models eye-catching garms he bought on holiday, then maps the product supply chain prompting questions about globalisation and consumer ethics.
 
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