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I hate them all

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McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.

Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.

O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.

The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.

McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.

Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.

Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.

Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.

Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.

Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.

I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.

Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.

Completely agree.
After nigh on 50yrs of support, this bunch of excuses for footballers has managed to break my spirit in a way that the shite I’ve witnessed in the previous years has failed to do.

Not fit to be near the shirt, let alone wear it (youngsters excluded!)

I’m sure I’m not alone
 
I'm hoping this means we've re-signed Jermain Defoe. Because if it's Cattermole he is the most deluded man on the planet. I can't even say sarcastically 'I want to marry Jennifer Lawrence' because there is more of a chance of that happening!
Rodwell mate. Still time yet for him to get on the plane to russia. We just need to ask him nicely to play football instead of spending his Saturday afternoons playing on arcade games at the metro centre. once we get him over that hurdle he will save our season Im sure as he aims to get in southgates squad.
 
[QUOTE="Northumberland Rocks, post: 27192531, member: 42254"]Rodwell mate. Still time yet for him to get on the plane to russia. We just need to ask him nicely to play football instead of spending his Saturday afternoons playing on arcade games at the metro centre. once we get him over that hurdle he will save our season Im sure as he aims to get in southgates squad.[/QUOTE]

Duncan Edwards couldn't save us now
 
McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.

Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.

O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.

The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.

McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.

Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.

Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.

Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.

Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.

Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.

I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.

Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.

Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.

O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.

The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.

McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.

Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.

Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.

Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.

Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.

Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.

I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.

Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
Black version of Mrs. Doubtfire. And the rest remind me of the cast from Carry on regardless.
 
McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.

Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.

O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.

The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.

McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.

Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.

Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.

Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.

Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.

Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.

I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.

Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
fair summary

can't argue with it.

they needed short to gamble in January and give the squad and morale a much needed boost. he simply choked the club even more. can't be good for anyone involved . simply a turgid group of players with no respite .

have to wonder what training is like. if they are actually any good or just garbage 6 days a week including games
 
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