woodlebert
Striker
He is 6"1', same as Pickford.The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.
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He is 6"1', same as Pickford.The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.
Go on boots lad. Get them telt.McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.
Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.
O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.
The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.
McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.
Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.
Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.
Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.
Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.
Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.
I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.
Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
toosb is angry cos Total Sport confirmed yesterday that Spennymoor games are covered by Radio Tees...McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.
Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.
O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.
The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.
McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.
Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.
Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.
Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.
Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.
Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.
I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.
Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
£750K per annum allegedleyColeman must be thinking what the fuck did i come here for?
£750K per annum allegedley
He is 6"1', same as Pickford.
agree wholeheartedly.McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.
Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.
O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.
The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.
McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.
Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.
Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.
Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.
Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.
Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.
I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.
Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
I'm hoping this means we've re-signed Jermain Defoe. Because if it's Cattermole he is the most deluded man on the planet. I can't even say sarcastically 'I want to marry Jennifer Lawrence' because there is more of a chance of that happening!Highest wage bill in the division and we have the leagues highest earner who is still hoping to be in Southgates squad for Russia. It aint all bad.
Youre not the only one. I couldnt name you our "best team".The apathy is that bad with me that I genuinely cant name our team
Did you miss Rodwell's interview marra?I'm hoping this means we've re-signed Jermain Defoe. Because if it's Cattermole he is the most deluded man on the planet. I can't even say sarcastically 'I want to marry Jennifer Lawrence' because there is more of a chance of that happening!
Rodwell, isn't it?I'm hoping this means we've re-signed Jermain Defoe. Because if it's Cattermole he is the most deluded man on the planet. I can't even say sarcastically 'I want to marry Jennifer Lawrence' because there is more of a chance of that happening!
McManaman has shown why Tony Pulis didn't pick him!McManaman :An absolute waster.
Completely anonymous last night. I genuinely checked after about 70 minutes to see if he'd been taken off as I'd forgot about him.
Soft as shite and so thick he makes Jason McAteer seem like Stephen Fry.
Easily one of the most detestable players among the most detestable set we have ever had.
Billy Jones looks f***ing deformed and plays like he is.
O'Shea is like a retired beach donkey.
The keepers FFS. Lee Camp has managed to be worse than two pub keepers. And he's a midget.
McGeady doing f***ing drag backs on the edge of our area at 0-3 down. You can only dream of what Bally would have done to him after that.
Fletcher: Utterly hopeless. Some non league players genuinely have a better first touch. He was also hiding last night, deliberately pulling onto the defender when we broke instead of hitting space. He's worse than Vaughan. Comfortably.
Cattermole. Completely shot at 29. Incredibly we have 3 more years of him.
Honeyman: Tries. But he's hopeless. And walks funny.
Kone: The bloke we signed must have been a ringer and this is his useless brother who eats too many steak bakes. From putting Ya Ya Toure on his arse to being softer than John Oster.
Browning: basically a useless fat (unt. Cannot pass a ball five yards. Never wins a header. Never wins a tackle. Outmuscled virtually every time. Lazy, couldn't even be arsed to run at Bristol City the other week. Again, you'd love Bally to be in the same dressing room afterwards. He is a horrible, horrible wanker.
I absolutely hate our players. Utterly useless, weak as piss and no desire or heart at all.
Yeah and I know you all know this already, I could have told the missus instead but she couldn't give a fuck and she'll only suggest shopping on a Saturday instead.
Like Donald LoveMcManaman has shown why Tony Pulis didn't pick him!
I think Fletcher is in the 'He played for Man Utd so he must have something about him' bracket.
Good lord!Did you miss Rodwell's interview marra?Give it a read.
And in answer to the OP, I agree on all of them.
Asoro looks a canny prospect and I don't mind Maja. Beyond the two of them I'm struggling for a positive.
Now I do have a more realistic chance of marrying Jennifer Lawrence and honeymooning on Atlantis than Jack Rodwell has of getting into the England squad at any level!Rodwell, isn't it?