safc9450
Striker
Don't forget to mention the airport !We don't have a Sam Fender who plays gigs at SJP and mentions Sunderland a lot in stage
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I couldn't enjoy the derby win because....
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willowbankbear
Midfield
Coz I was brushing my dogs hair and had to be careful not to rive the knots out his ears when the second went in
red mackem
Striker
They tried to mock us with a flag……..
Black Cattery
Subs Bench
Because they have the regions ‘capital’
TheWaterMargins
Midfield
Coz we always lose when I listen to the match on the radio we lose... So I didn't and we won...
MonkeyLove
Striker
Id got a set of keys that had come into my possession for which I was trying to find the owner
Pantomime Mackem
Striker
Because as they rightly reminded us today with their tifo, we've been away too long and they have a George Stephenson statue
Roker Mackem
Striker
I was scared of the magpie with the top hat 
Milton no nez
Full Back
Of the threat of being stoned to death.
danthemanSAFC
Winger
We’re not the capital of the Reeeejun
Kent Boy 2
Striker
It left us only 23 points above Burnley, and I now don’t think that we’re going to catch up the full 24 point head start that they had from last season 
Do you only eat in a prison cell?...because my ASDA breakfast delivery arrived at kickoff time, so I only caught the second half.
Mr.Thunders
Striker
Coz @brisbanemackem said Regis will be gone
Cos Jason Tindall didn't wave back to me
fyl2u
Striker
My dad was watching the match in the living room, and I didn't feel right shovelling a full English down my gullet in there, stinking the room out in front of him while he watched on in envy.
