Human evolution; massive beardy blokes

[Hebdomad]

Seems to be where human evolution has gotten us.

Walking round my local Home Bargains earlier I was struck by how today's younger gents are mostly overweight, balding and sport giant beards.

The young ladies seem to find this attractive too, so it must be how humankind now considers it best to maximise the opportunities for reproduction.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Home Bargains is the go to place for biological anthropologists.

 

[CEF]

Beards used to hide their fat faces and non existant chins.

 

[Rainhill]

It's the gingers I can't understand.

Imagine being ginger and thinking "I know I'll grow a bit more of this ginger hair but this time all ower me face"

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Don't know how they do it, I'd be scratting my face off.

 

[Hammer]

It's the gingers I can't understand.

Imagine being ginger and thinking "I know I'll grow a bit more of this ginger hair but this time all ower me face"

They need all the protection from the sun’s rays they can get.

 

[becs]

I saw a bloke the other who had a beard that was pulled into a point with a silver charm thing dangling off the end. It looked bizarre.

 

[bobpc30]

Seems to be where human evolution has gotten us.

Walking round my local Home Bargains earlier I was struck by how today's younger gents are mostly overweight, balding and sport giant beards.

The young ladies seem to find this attractive too, so it must be how humankind now considers it best to maximise the opportunities for reproduction.

You forgot tattoos

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

I saw a bloke the other who had a beard that was pulled into a point with a silver charm thing dangling off the end. It looked bizarre.

I think I could get away with that look. Have to grow a beard first mind, I'll let yous know tomorrow how it's coming on.

 

[becs]

I think I could get away with that look. Have to grow a beard first mind, I'll let yous know tomorrow how it's coming on.

I don't think I could grow a beard long enough mind.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Grew a smallish beard for first time in my 53 years
Had it two years shaves it off
It was canny
Tattoos beards piercings etc etc look fine on the right people
Shit on others

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

I saw something on telly wehere they were saying probably due to the emasculation of blokes, its the last thing they can think of to look 'blokey,' or homeless.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Home Bargains is the go to place for biological anthropologists.

 

[Kevj]

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