How has your bairn embarrassed you?
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yorkyexile
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So in reality your bairn points out your getting a bit podgy and you automatically deflect that criticism onto a lady
dcl0sc
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Obviously, I did point that out in my post....
NewAdventuresInWiFi
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Spitting at the Bournemouth match last season
I'd let him bring his mate along & I sat 'elsewhere' as I couldn't get another ticket that close to our usual seats.
Thought I could trust them both to behave themselves.
Outraged!!
I'd let him bring his mate along & I sat 'elsewhere' as I couldn't get another ticket that close to our usual seats.
Thought I could trust them both to behave themselves.
Outraged!!
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Heeeed the Ball
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Im sorry the bairn says your a fat fucker mate
ajthemackem
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My Goddaughters (4&5) have inadvertently learned all the words to AC/DC's "Big Balls".
yorkyexile
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Meh it`s only what the rest of us do when the bairn calls us fattyObviously, I did point that out in my post....
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becs
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Not mine but I was in a supermarket toilet recently and I could hear a woman and little boy talking in the next cubicle and he was obviously toilet training. I was washing my hands and he came to the sink next to me and said "hello lady" so I said hello back. Then he said "did you go in there and do a wee all by yourself?" I just smiled and said "yes I did" and he said "wow, well done lady, well done." I was ill laughing and his poor Mam was mortified
My youngest (four) stuck his finger up his own arse, then stuck it in his brothers mouth when we had company round a few weeks back.
NewAdventuresInWiFi
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Slightly different version of a ATM I guess.
Chunk Love Sloth
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1) Haven Point Swimming Pool - In the changing room my son shouts "Daddy get off my bum"
2) On a busy metro sat next to these two old ladies, my son says to them, "My daddy has a big willy"
3) In B&M my son turned round to a random person and as I have big red nipples
2) On a busy metro sat next to these two old ladies, my son says to them, "My daddy has a big willy"
3) In B&M my son turned round to a random person and as I have big red nipples
Reminds me of a tweet by Graham Linehan, whose kids like to go round high-fiving each other and shouting " Eiffel Tower!"
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tooliohelmet
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Today, the bairn and myself walking to the changing rooms at Haven Point Pool.... A lady of a larger persuasion walked past us on her way out.... bairn "Dad, Dad, a big fat man!"
Ground, please swallow me up...
I feel like the word 'is' is missing from that post somewhere.
Cheesy Feet
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Flying into Newcastle airport a few years ago the pilot comes on,'shortly we'll be making our descent into Newcastle..weathers fine..etc..',my niece who'll have been about six at the time shouts into the silent cabin, 'urgh my uncle hates Newcastle',i do like.
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