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How did you react when Murphy scored?

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Due to a last minute change of heart by a mate I was there by myself. There was nobody in front of me or either side of me.

When Murphy scored the bloke behind hurled a load of expletives while I just sat rigid and stared at the pitch.

It was like watching a car crash.
 
I put my right hand on my chin, recollected the threads on here ripping the piss out of NUFC when he signed, then moved my head up and down making short 'mmmm' sounds...almost like a top dollar American shrink listening to another fucked up patient.

Then I waited until the Mrs went to bed, and ripped my skeleton out.
 
reginald_molehusband said:
I put my right hand on my chin, recollected the threads on here ripping the piss out of NUFC when he signed, then moved my head up and down making short 'mmmm' sounds...almost like a top dollar American shrink listening to another fucked up patient.

Then I waited until the Mrs went to bed, and ripped my skeleton out.
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Why did you wait til she went to bed?
 
I got off the settee, went to the kitchen, prepared my salad for todays bait then awaited the barrage of Murphy in a Newcastle shirt pics on all forms of social media.
 
I just thought "hmm there's still time for my Murphy to score 2 or more goals to come in"
 
Remembered (during the mick mac days) that I used to think daryl Murphy had a passing resemblance to a young Jim Carrey

But not anymore
 
Called it about 2 mins before it happened. Then browning made that pass and i said to my brother 'this is it'. Got up and left as soon as it went in. You could tell they would score after about 5 mins into 2nd half, we simply cannot score.
 
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